It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Connie Neil - Jul 26, 2012 10:34:37 am PDT #15567 of 30001
brillig

Free speech is for everyone, even horrible people advocating horrible things.

Wrod up.


§ ita § - Jul 26, 2012 10:37:33 am PDT #15568 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I am having an application-related freakout right now, you don't even know. I have no idea how I'm going to last this week, considering I'm working late Friday (at least from home), and watching email Saturday, and working in the wee hours of Sunday before the ER.

I can feel the stress making my scalp muscles throb. It's a very otherworldly experience.

Also I want to puke.


Consuela - Jul 26, 2012 10:38:48 am PDT #15569 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Exactly, Typo.

Total change of pace: have a brown-bear-and-salmon cam: [link]


flea - Jul 26, 2012 10:38:52 am PDT #15570 of 30001
information libertarian

Yeah, so, instead of a mattress it looks like we'll be buying an extraction, pulpotomy, and crown for Dillo. (I think insurance will eventually cover most of it, but not for 3 months or whatever.)

And it's thundering and bucketing down rain and next we get to take the cat to the vet! Do we know how to have a good time or what?


Consuela - Jul 26, 2012 10:45:59 am PDT #15571 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Yikes, flea! Children that young shouldn't have dental problems, isn't that a rule? Poor kidling. And poor you.

In which case, spring for the memory foam topper: it really does make a big difference. Support where you want it, and no support where you don't.


§ ita § - Jul 26, 2012 10:48:57 am PDT #15572 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Dammit. I can't believe I just went hunting for pictures of Kristen Stewart cheating on RPatz. What the hell am I wasting my time on that for? Especially considering how quickly I got distracted by nothing at all. I have work to do! Lunch to order!


Consuela - Jul 26, 2012 10:51:04 am PDT #15573 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

I just went to a food truck and got a pretty tasty beef brisket sandwich. Nom.


tommyrot - Jul 26, 2012 10:54:19 am PDT #15574 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I just went across the street to get salmon teriyaki takeout. Also nom.


Calli - Jul 26, 2012 10:59:10 am PDT #15575 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I brought chicken fajitas from home. Also nom.


Jesse - Jul 26, 2012 11:04:44 am PDT #15576 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

So, all this time, I should have been CALLING the cable company, not doing the online chat. I totally got the upgrade for my new place, so my bill's not actually cheaper (well, it's $6 cheaper), but I get all the channels, finally! I'm mostly excited for LOGO, but I also get HBO and Starz, and a trial of Showtime. So it's a one-year deal (of course), but I am planning to cancel the home phone service at some point in the coming year, so I can renegotiate then.