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'War Stories'


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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Jul 24, 2012 9:38:42 am PDT #15253 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

First time I drove a car or truck by myself I was about 12, but it was on our property. My had had me drive the pickup truck out to the back 40. I did OK but left it in neutral when I parked it on a hill. (It didn't roll away.) I was driving tractors and a swather before that.

I learned to drive stick on tractors, so when it came time to drive stick in a car, it was very easy, except I was used to tractors so I'd take about two seconds to let up the clutch. I was driving my girfriend's parents' Plymouth Horizon, and she told me not to force the shifter. She said her dad told her to hold the shifter gently like she was holding a guy's cock.


Amy - Jul 24, 2012 9:40:34 am PDT #15254 of 30001
Because books.

I still don't know how to drive stick, although I would like to. My dad tried to teach me that once, in his new Taurus with a really tight clutch, and it was just bad news all around. I think I was 22 or 23 then.


Typo Boy - Jul 24, 2012 9:40:35 am PDT #15255 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Cracked a tooth. (A pasta salad made with boneless skinless chicken breast turned out to have a hidden chicken bone.) Pulled. $1000 bucks.


flea - Jul 24, 2012 9:40:48 am PDT #15256 of 30001
information libertarian

Among the many places I have attempted to learn to drive are: the parking lot at the boarding school where my mother taught; the Pentagon parking lot (huh, I bet you can't do that now); suburban Arlington, VA; the Washington Beltway (not a place I would recommend starting to learn about highway driving); a cul-de-sac development in Connecticut. Teachers included my mother, my friend L., L.'s then boyfriend (who was responsible for the Beltway fiasco, but also discovered I have a bit of a knack for parallel parking), a hire professional, and my husband.

Unfortunately I still don't drive. (I did pass a driving test once and got, and have, a license.)


Fred Pete - Jul 24, 2012 9:47:31 am PDT #15257 of 30001
Ann, that's a ferret.

(not a place I would recommend starting to learn about highway driving)

In the DC area? I'd recommend I-66 beyond -- let's play it safe and say Haymarket. I'm not familiar enough with I-70 to state an opinion, though.


Calli - Jul 24, 2012 9:47:35 am PDT #15258 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

That sucks, Typo Boy. I'm sorry.

I learned to drive automatic, but later on my dad taught me how to drive stick in his old, Ford pickup truck. It had power nothing (no power steering, brakes, etc.), so everything else I've driven since then has seemed like an upgrade. Except for the '76 VW Dasher that I bought for $800 while in grad school, the cars I've bought have had manual transmissions. They're usually cheaper, get better mileage, and manual transmissions tend to last longer than automatics. Since I try to keep my vehicles as long as possible, that's definitely a plus.


Consuela - Jul 24, 2012 9:53:15 am PDT #15259 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

hello, Marin, anyone

HAH. That's such a ridiculous street. A friend of mine once told me her son went down Marin on a skateboard. Kid's lucky to have survived.

I learned to drive in the suburbs, and particularly in the development where our summer cottage was. Empty roads, plenty of opportunities to learn to shift the clutch. I still haven't taught my nieces to drive stick because I can't really find a good place to do it around here--there's just too much traffic everywhere.


aurelia - Jul 24, 2012 10:10:35 am PDT #15260 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

The first stick shift I drove was one of these, but with a cab and a flatbed trailer. Most of the stick shifts I've driven were military surplus vans or trucks. I've only had a couple of occasions to drive a stick made after 1970.


Zenkitty - Jul 24, 2012 10:16:45 am PDT #15261 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

My mom taught me to drive in a stick shift VW Beetle on the country roads around our farm. I had been driving tractors in the fields before that, so it shouldn't have been a Thing, but I was terrified. I learned, though.

Haven't driven a stick shift in eons, now. I probably could remember how pretty quickly, but I wouldn't want to relearn it in someone else's car!

She said her dad told her to hold the shifter gently like she was holding a guy's cock.

eeewwwwwwwww


le nubian - Jul 24, 2012 10:17:23 am PDT #15262 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Dang Typo.