Played with Kaylee. Sun came out, and I walked on my feet and heard with my ears. I ate the bits, the bits stayed down, and I work. I function like I'm a girl. I hate it because I know it'll go away. The sun goes dark and chaos has come again. Bits. Fluids. What am I?!

River ,'War Stories'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


aurelia - Jul 23, 2012 9:15:25 am PDT #15169 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

I interview Owen about his first non-stop motion lego movie. [link]

Fun! Did you get the email I sent you with a contact for voice-over help? Or it may have been a FB message.


erikaj - Jul 23, 2012 9:19:39 am PDT #15170 of 30001
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

sending gun nuts into the 'hood would be a "Survivor" I would never stop watching. Stories like that always remind me of this story Gavin De Becker, my security boyfriend, tells in one of his books. He was in Texas, testifying against some new rule that would allow people Guns At All Times or something, so at lunch break, he asked "Why do you want this so badly?"

They said "You know...gotta be prepared."

"Statistically, given that food allergies and choking are more common than gun violence...guess that means you have an epi-pen and a tracheotomy kit with you, too, right?"

And they said "Ew...I don't want the responsibility for that."


Cashmere - Jul 23, 2012 9:23:14 am PDT #15171 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Fun! Did you get the email I sent you with a contact for voice-over help? Or it may have been a FB message.

I did, thank you! We're working on his video skills first. I wanted him to actually get a small work done before recruiting voice talent. He's long on the ideas and short on follow through. Well, not for an 8 year old. But I think if this movie works, I'll have him write some lines and send them out via email to get recorded so he can use them.


aurelia - Jul 23, 2012 9:26:03 am PDT #15172 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Cool. The guy I put you in contact with actually spends his summers working with middle school kids on creating and performing their own scripts.


tommyrot - Jul 23, 2012 9:29:37 am PDT #15173 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

The Universe Could Tear Itself Apart Sooner Than Anyone Believed

Blame dark energy.

It's worth noting that, given this timescale, and assuming that the big rip will hold as theory, the Universe will never go through the much-considered heat death phase, which was scheduled to start 10100 years from now. And what's particularly disturbing about all of this is, stars and planets will very much be still in existence at the time of the big rip. It's going to be a universe-wide catastrophe, that words cannot even begin to describe.

...

And the picture they paint is very strange indeed. The cosmologists suggest that dark energy's gravitational repulsion will continually increase until it overcomes all forces holding objects together, causing every structure in the Universe to be torn apart. Nothing will be immune to this cataclysmic event — including those atomic-scale objects that are more tightly bound (they'll be the last to go).

Now, it's very unlikely that our solar system will exist in its current form at that time, but it's worth considering what would happen if it did.

Zhang and Li write that the the Milky Way will be torn apart 32.9 million years before the big rip. The Earth will be ripped away from the Sun two months before the end, and we'll lose our moon with five days left. The Sun itself will be destroyed 28 minutes before the end of time, and the Earth will explode a mere 12 minutes later.

Fun times.

Only 16.7 billion years to go....


brenda m - Jul 23, 2012 9:37:01 am PDT #15174 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Cripes. I did not seriously just offer to foster another dog. I have no time for this! I have no room for this!

But she needs out of the shelter, bad. [link]


Jesse - Jul 23, 2012 9:47:11 am PDT #15175 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Aw, pupper!


Hil R. - Jul 23, 2012 10:02:31 am PDT #15176 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

So much of the Penn State community's economy is dependent on football, I suppose the NCAA is really trying to walk the fine line so they don't overmuch punish the truly innocent.

Yeah. On football weekends, I think it's something like 10,000 people come into town, and the town has a usual population of about 45,000. And a lot of those people stay at hotels, go to restaurants and bars, buy stuff at stores, and so on. Canceling games would mean pretty much every local business would take an enormous hit. I've seen listings on craigslist of people renting out their apartments for football weekends for $1000 per weekend, so I imagine the hotels must be charging a ton of money those weekends.


Cashmere - Jul 23, 2012 10:11:49 am PDT #15177 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

The guy I put you in contact with actually spends his summers working with middle school kids on creating and performing their own scripts.

Oh, man! We definitely want to email him!


shrift - Jul 23, 2012 10:41:03 am PDT #15178 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I'm trying to listen to a Nerdist podcast, but John Barrowman is just so extraordinarily filthy that I had to pause it because it became impossible to smother my laughter.