I bought a new car that is too expensive.
This is insane, but it makes me feel like I need to lose weight and wear better clothes to drive it.
Xander: We just saw the zebras mating! Thank you, very exciting... Willow: It was like the Heimlich, with stripes!
'Him'
Natter 70: Hookers and Blow
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Allyson - Jul 23, 2012 7:05:09 am PDT #15142 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
tommyrot - Jul 23, 2012 7:06:31 am PDT #15143 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
What car did you get?
tommyrot - Jul 23, 2012 7:07:38 am PDT #15144 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Strix - Jul 23, 2012 7:08:42 am PDT #15145 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
I saw the pix on FB, Allyson; it's very shiny and muscley! you should go on, oh, a cross-country demon slaying expedition in it. Is it gold? What kind of car is it?
Apparently, today is also National Hot Dog Day? So...this weeks is National Kid Summer foods week?
tommyrot - Jul 23, 2012 7:10:27 am PDT #15146 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Oh, I saw Allyson's car on Facebook.
Time to go for a drive while cranking out "Bitchin' Camero"?
eta: Wait, is it a Challenger?
Consuela - Jul 23, 2012 7:10:48 am PDT #15147 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Just sent in a bunch of pre-employment forms.
Yay Tom!
And cool, Allyson, what did you get?
Me, I drove to work because I forgot to set my alarm. Driving to work takes half as long as catching the bus. But I do feel a little guilty anyway.
My little brother sent out a happy email this morning: he qualified for the Leadville 100 mountain bike race next month. [link]
I have to say that any sports event with a mandatory medical checkup beforehand is one that makes me a little concerned. Yikes.
msbelle - Jul 23, 2012 7:11:29 am PDT #15148 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
ALLYSON YOU TOTALLY DESERVE A NEW SHINY CAR!!!
Drive to Texas!
possesed by Rio for a moment.
Consuela - Jul 23, 2012 7:13:09 am PDT #15149 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
... actually, it's just as well I drove to work today, since my bus ride home would go right through the area where the President is going to be this afternoon. Go me! My subconscious made the right decision.
msbelle - Jul 23, 2012 7:13:50 am PDT #15150 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
Also?
YAY TOM!! EMPLOYMENT!!
ignore all my hating work and workplace drivel. I seem to have excess anger spouting everywhere resently. resentment, let me show you.
Allyson - Jul 23, 2012 7:44:54 am PDT #15151 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I got a Challenger. The color is tungsten.
That's what it looks like, except without the racing stripe.