'Dear Diary, Today I was pompous and my sister was crazy.' 'Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever.'

Jayne ,'Safe'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Apr 18, 2012 10:40:11 am PDT #1510 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Wanted Man Turns Himself In for Reward

Taliban commander Mohammad Ashan saw his face on a wanted poster and noted the reward was $100. So he grabbed one and went to a police checkpoint in the district of Sar Howza, Afghanistan, where he demanded the reward. Officials arrested him instead. He was wanted for plotting attacks on Afghan security forces.

When U.S. troops went to confirm that Ashan had in fact come forward to claim the finder’s fee, they were initially incredulous.

“We asked him, ‘Is this you?’ Mohammad Ashan answered with an incredible amount of enthusiasm, ‘Yes, yes, that’s me! Can I get my award now?’” recalled SPC Matthew Baker.

A biometric scan confirmed that the man in Afghan custody was the insurgent they had been looking for.

This guy is the Taliban equivalent of the ‘Home Alone” burglars,” one U.S. official said.


Scrappy - Apr 18, 2012 10:48:49 am PDT #1511 of 30001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

I ALSO did not shower. I went to see Billy Elliott last night and didn't get home until after 11, and then couldn't sleep until around 2. So I snuck in an extra half-hour of sleep, until 7:30.


sumi - Apr 18, 2012 10:50:01 am PDT #1512 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

Dick Clark has died.


Steph L. - Apr 18, 2012 11:16:50 am PDT #1513 of 30001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Dick Clark has died.

Hands up: how many people thought he was already dead? (I don't mean "zombie Dick Clark, durr hurr hurr" jokes; I mean really thought he was dead.)


tommyrot - Apr 18, 2012 11:19:54 am PDT #1514 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Hands up: how many people thought he was already dead? (I don't mean "zombie Dick Clark, durr hurr hurr" jokes; I mean really thought he was dead.)

Not me. I figured he was either not human or had sold his soul in exchange for never getting old. So my first reaction was, "Huh, I guess he was mortal."


meara - Apr 18, 2012 11:22:46 am PDT #1515 of 30001

I kind of thought Dick Clark would live forever. In a "possibly he's mostly plastic by this point" sort of way.

I finally got my list of sites! A little intimidating, because there are TWENTY of them, which is a lot more than I'm used to. However, only half of them are up and going, so we'll see how many I end up needing to visit frequently.

Bad news, no sites in SF.

Good news, eleven of them are in the LA area--I'm definitely thinking F2F shouldn't be a problem! Three are randomly in the middle of California (Santa Maria and Santa Barbara), and then one in Salt Lake, one in Wenatchee (pain to get to) and two in the Seattle area (whew!). And one I probably won't ever get to go to in Hawaii (my boss now lives there, and apparently they have her do anything that crops up in Hawaii!)


Calli - Apr 18, 2012 11:25:58 am PDT #1516 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Happy birthday, beth and bonny!


le nubian - Apr 18, 2012 11:27:55 am PDT #1517 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

happy b-day beth and bonny!


Allyson - Apr 18, 2012 11:29:18 am PDT #1518 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I have an interview on Monday for a job I'm qualified to do, but it requires a polished sort of person.

I don't think I'll get it, and will likely humiliate myself in some way during the interview, but hey, they called me, right?


Connie Neil - Apr 18, 2012 11:37:47 am PDT #1519 of 30001
brillig

When I heard Dick Clark had died I thought, "So that's where Cheney got his heart from."