Flames wouldn't be eternal if they actually consumed anything.

Lilah ,'Not Fade Away'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


smonster - Jul 22, 2012 12:55:32 pm PDT #15051 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

It would be worth starting a Tumblr to post odes to Jilli's hottitude, kindness, intelligence, humor, and fashion sense.

ita !, does she have a favorite animal? Birthstone? Pop culture character? Book? A shared childhood memory? Pop any one of those into an etsy search and see what comes up.


§ ita § - Jul 22, 2012 12:57:06 pm PDT #15052 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

MY REMOTE WAS REBOOTING BECAUSE THE BATTERIES WERE LOW??? I UPGRADED THE FIRMWARE TWICE, DAMMIT.

Your fucking fancy shit software should just tell me.


§ ita § - Jul 22, 2012 1:01:18 pm PDT #15053 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

The problem with gifts for my sister is that I kinda buy them as they come up, especially the sentimental ones. I see something from our childhood, and I get it for her without hesitation.

However...I'm thinking a thing I've been part of a couple times...having all of us get T-shirts of her. Colin's GF did that for his 30th, and my tennis cousin's family did that for a random holiday for her. My sister totally does T-shirts (by which I mean, gets me to do) for people all the time. We could have one shirt pattern for all of us, and then one for her....

This idea might be so fucking brilliant that I can't actually pursue it to completion. But maybe I could hand it over to a friend or relative with more spoonage...


Typo Boy - Jul 22, 2012 1:03:36 pm PDT #15054 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

And the post mentioned me in the same sentence as Robert Smith, so I think my GothCred went up a notch or two.

Are you sure it is not Robert Smith's GothCredit that got a boost?


Atropa - Jul 22, 2012 1:07:03 pm PDT #15055 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Are you sure it is not Robert Smith's GothCredit that got a boost?

Ha. Yes, very sure. Robert Smith is one of the people (along with, oh, Siouxsie, Peter Murphy, and Tim Burton) that if I met them, I would be reduced to silent fangirl wibbling. I don't think I'd be able to speak to him.


§ ita § - Jul 22, 2012 1:08:45 pm PDT #15056 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I think you (w/sh/c)ould be able to speak to Tim Burton.


Atropa - Jul 22, 2012 2:09:34 pm PDT #15057 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

He's really the #1 celebrity I want to meet. I don't know what I'd say (other than "Thank you"), but I would love to meet him.


§ ita § - Jul 22, 2012 2:15:06 pm PDT #15058 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm having Matt Bomer issues. Not in a fan-wanna-meet-idolise way or anything.

He's just being gorgeous again, and I'm beginning to get suspicious. It doesn't seem right.


Hil R. - Jul 22, 2012 3:08:37 pm PDT #15059 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

So. That was an evening. I was parallel parking, and someone tried to drive around me and hit my car, then she got out of her car and screamed at me for a while that I was a fucking idiot for backing up while someone was driving around me, then she got back in her car and drove away. Then I saw a really weird play, then the people I was supposed to go to dinner with decided they didn't want to go to dinner after all, so now I'm ordering $20 worth of Thai food for dinner, because that's the delivery minimum. And I don't have a fridge for leftovers.


Hil R. - Jul 22, 2012 3:17:21 pm PDT #15060 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Oh, and the play had audience participation. Like, the performer would pick people out of the audience to come on stage and do stuff. I was very glad not to be picked.