River ,'The Message'
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into [Basra]."
That's just going to make him want go to Basra to make sure. He'd go all troll logic on me.
"If they say there are no badgers in Basra, that's probably where they're hiding them."
There really needs to be a roller derby team named the Basra Badgers now.
"If they say there are no badgers in Basra, that's probably where they're hiding them."
No, no, the UK military denied releasing the man-eating badgers on the grounds that the man-eating badgers were in fact indigenous to the region, and needed no help from the UK military to invade Basra. (To be fair, they may also have quibbled about the man-eating part, but that's really not central to their defence.)
Ding ding ding! Theo wins -- my package was less than 1lb.
If I told Emmett that Basra was filled with man-eating badgers he would definitely text me back saying, "I know what I'm doing with my summer job money!"
It's usually super balls hot for Artscape weekend so it will be weird to be there on a cool, rainy day.
I'm jealous that it isn't super, super hot. I used to staff the literary tent - ages ago - and I can't remember an Artscape without waves of hot rolling through the tent.
If I told Emmett that Basra was filled with man-eating badgers he would definitely text me back saying, "I know what I'm doing with my summer job money!"
But at least you'd know that her Majesty's armed forces were in no way responsible for this turn of events.
But at least you'd know that her Majesty's armed forces were in no way responsible for this turn of events.
Except for the part where they put the idea in his head. Seems like there should be some edict against giving teenagers Notions.
Seems like there should be some edict against giving teenagers Notions.
Seems to me that giving teenagers Notions is, like, a core competency for the military.
Seems to me that giving teenagers Notions is, like, a core competency for the military.
Point.
Theo, congrats on the contract extension!
Waiting for an update on the "Aldis says hi" situation.