Book: Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned? Simon: No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist.

'War Stories'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Beverly - Apr 18, 2012 8:09:39 am PDT #1486 of 30001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

I'm not bitter so much as I have rage fatigue. I don't even get kneejerk ranty so much anymore.

Happy Birthday, beth!

And Happy Birthday, bonny!


Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 18, 2012 8:11:28 am PDT #1487 of 30001
Oh honey, the mentally unwell people have been in the fanbase since Game Changers was Stucky fanfiction on the internet. The calls have been coming from inside the house the whole time!

Happy Birthday, beth!


Zenkitty - Apr 18, 2012 8:12:47 am PDT #1488 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I dunno, I have seen some complaints about how you can't pick your own username, the house-assignment seems to be random, and there's a lot of onerous clicking required before one can actually do anything. Me, Ima gonna pass, but I'm not a Potterhead, either.

I'm thinking this, and also if I get into it, I'll lose even more precious time than I already give to the Intertube.

I really like the username it gave me, though. I mean, NoxMarauder! Is that ME or what? Never mind that I've never marauded! I maraud in my BLACK BITTER SOUL.


Polter-Cow - Apr 18, 2012 8:32:26 am PDT #1489 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

No, instead there is a flat-out stampede to the kitchen and schemes hatching to get the last jelly-filled donut.

Do you work with a bunch of Gileses?

If Darth Vader had been a good dad.

Oh, that was great.


erikaj - Apr 18, 2012 8:33:58 am PDT #1490 of 30001
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

I know I'm a Slytherin thinking she's a Gryffindor... my current favorite fandom cut somebody's arm off last week and I laughed like a drain.(it was funnier than it sounds.)


Steph L. - Apr 18, 2012 8:35:46 am PDT #1491 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

No, instead there is a flat-out stampede to the kitchen and schemes hatching to get the last jelly-filled donut.

Do you work with a bunch of Gileses?

I only wish. They are Giles-y only in the jelly donut love.


juliana - Apr 18, 2012 8:38:20 am PDT #1492 of 30001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

my current favorite fandom cut somebody's arm off last week and I laughed like a drain.(it was funnier than it sounds.)

He dis-armed him! (I may or may not have giggled my ass off at that line.)


Consuela - Apr 18, 2012 9:04:57 am PDT #1493 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

my current favorite fandom cut somebody's arm off last week and I laughed like a drain.(it was funnier than it sounds.)

Okay, so not Farscape, then? Because someone does get disarmed, but it's not played for laughs.


sumi - Apr 18, 2012 9:13:15 am PDT #1494 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

I wouldn't say it was played for laughs, exactly.

Did you hear about the goings-on in Reagan's hometown?


le nubian - Apr 18, 2012 9:13:22 am PDT #1495 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

yeah, not Farscape. I didn't laugh when it occurred, but I was amused.