Mal: We're still flying. Simon: That's not much. Mal: It's enough.

'Serenity'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


aurelia - Jul 18, 2012 2:56:57 pm PDT #14539 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

I always click and move and open things I don't want to.

I would do this, too.

Also, does everybody who uses iOS intentionally spell things without apostrophes (like I'll), knowing the autocorrect will fix it?

Yes. I probably wouldn't if the apostrophe was on the same page as the letters.


Jesse - Jul 18, 2012 3:08:25 pm PDT #14540 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I'm so glad this is not just me with the accidental clicking.


tommyrot - Jul 18, 2012 3:10:02 pm PDT #14541 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Yes. I probably wouldn't if the apostrophe was on the same page as the letters.

Heh. Me too.


§ ita § - Jul 18, 2012 3:39:51 pm PDT #14542 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I told a vendor he couldn't call me for an update on Friday because it was Batman day. He was in the middle of being really impressed. I told him to hold it, because he didn't know how I was dressing for the event. In the end, he might have sprained something laughing.

I might actually send him a picture. He got an advanced screening ticket to the last movie and he took it as seriously as it deserved.

Okay--weird call. Someone I don't know called me and asked me what floor we were on, because he needed to know for a package. We're listed in the building directory, so it's not secret, but why would a stranger call me? I asked him what package, he said he didn't have it, someone from another company had called him for the information, and he looked up his contacts for [some app I don't work on] and he couldn't get in touch with [person I've never heard of]. I told him "Look, you just sound weird. Call the third person on your list." and hung up.


§ ita § - Jul 18, 2012 3:49:10 pm PDT #14543 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Aha! A Bourne ad about Renner's character. And so much different than all the rest, because this one spins the sci fi element and hard.


Jesse - Jul 18, 2012 3:50:34 pm PDT #14544 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

That is a weird call. Huh.


Amy - Jul 18, 2012 3:51:30 pm PDT #14545 of 30001
Because books.

Sci fi element?! Seriously?

The one thing I hate about the ads I've seen is when they say, "He was never the only one." Um, no shit. Other agents just like him were trying to kill Bourne in every frigging movie.


§ ita § - Jul 18, 2012 3:56:22 pm PDT #14546 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

But that was kinda my point--the mythos of the movies, if not the details played Treadstone like Bourne was singular in his talent to evade and disrupt. In order to put someone squarely above him, they are touting genetic modification.

Unless they're saying Bourne was an experiment too...which is a little too much for me.


Amy - Jul 18, 2012 4:02:30 pm PDT #14547 of 30001
Because books.

the mythos of the movies, if not the details played Treadstone like Bourne was singular in his talent to evade and disrupt

But only because he'd been injured, right? And lost some of his "programming". Although I guess he did balk at the assassination right before that.


DebetEsse - Jul 18, 2012 4:06:15 pm PDT #14548 of 30001
Woe to the fucking wicked.

I'm on team Accidentally Clicks When Tap To Click Is Turned On.