Well, you'd better not be thinking what I think you're thinking, because my answer is the same as always — no threesomes unless it's boy-boy-girl. Or Charlize Theron.

Harmony ,'First Date'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Amy - Jul 17, 2012 9:25:41 am PDT #14357 of 30001
Because books.

What kind of original content do you think would work, Jesse? I could maybe help.


§ ita § - Jul 17, 2012 9:26:58 am PDT #14358 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Gah! I'm blanking on TV shows that move really slowly in show time. Obviously 24 is about as slow as you get, but what other shows cover a really short time in their season, and how in hell do I frame that google?


Jesse - Jul 17, 2012 9:27:16 am PDT #14359 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

What kind of original content do you think would work, Jesse? I could maybe help.

I have literally no idea. I'm generally surprised by what gets reblogged a lot and what doesn't -- I thought for sure that Hellboy thing would be popular! Oh, right, by "original content" I just mean posts I didn't already get off tumblr.

But please feel free to submit whatever!


bon bon - Jul 17, 2012 9:30:57 am PDT #14360 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Murder One, Big Day.

Eta: maybe sub Worst Week for Murder One.


Amy - Jul 17, 2012 9:31:56 am PDT #14361 of 30001
Because books.

Oh man, I loved Murder One. I forgot all about that show.


Jesse - Jul 17, 2012 9:32:36 am PDT #14362 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

ION, I'm pretty sure my new coworker is still doing her old job, given the phone conversations I can hear her having....


Sue - Jul 17, 2012 9:34:12 am PDT #14363 of 30001
hip deep in pie

There was, Watching Ellie, the Julia Louis Dreyfus show that was real-time with the clock in the corner....or at least at first. [link]

It didn't last long.


Steph L. - Jul 17, 2012 9:35:16 am PDT #14364 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Steph--I've just realised there will be two white people at my sister's birthday thing. Extra rope corset opportunity, since I'm assuming being male doesn't dampen the racial inevitability of the compulsion, right?

Nah, white dudes all want to wear rope corsets, too. It's a white thang.

So basically to be white and get into the clique, you gotta have a dick and use it.

Wait, now. That means I can't get into the clique, even if I tie cool-ass rope corsets. Curse my penis-less-ness!


brenda m - Jul 17, 2012 9:35:21 am PDT #14365 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Since we're talking social media...

I'm seeing a new rash of those "I'm cleaning out my friends list - answer yes or no if you still want to be included" things going around. Am I alone in finding those annoying and really kind of off-putting?

I'm cranky today, so. But I don't friend people I don't know, and if I didn't want to see your updates, I already wouldn't be. So don't make it about me validating my interest, okay?

Not to mention that with all of FB's wacky algorithms, you never know who sees what. So if you're really defriending people on this basis, I hope your sister-in-law or whoever doesn't take it personally.


brenda m - Jul 17, 2012 9:38:20 am PDT #14366 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

The Killing took twelve and a half years to cover about three weeks of real time.

Okay, two seasons. But it seemed a lot longer.