Oh, the packaged ones suck. They need to be homemade and still slightly warm.
That's insane troll logic!
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Natter 70: Hookers and Blow
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Amy - Jul 15, 2012 5:46:23 pm PDT #14120 of 30001
Because books.
Aims - Jul 15, 2012 5:46:35 pm PDT #14121 of 30001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I had s'mores this weekend! Em and I went to Girl Scout camp! We set the first one on fire, eat it, and then toast one for the actual s'more.
ALso very good? Get chunks of banana - about marshmallow sized - and roast it over the fire and then out that between the chocolate and the grahams. SO NOMMITY DELICIOUS!
Allyson - Jul 15, 2012 5:46:38 pm PDT #14122 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I was sweating in my house.
Don't you live in Texas? Isn't that the norm?
Cass - Jul 15, 2012 5:49:58 pm PDT #14123 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
What do you mean, you aren't supposed to set the marshmallows on fire?
Jilli's way is the one true way.
Apart from where she eats them, yes.
Dana - Jul 15, 2012 5:50:14 pm PDT #14124 of 30001
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."
The norm in Texas is to air-condition things so much that it's a shock when you go outside, and your glasses fog up from the change in temperature.
tommyrot - Jul 15, 2012 5:51:05 pm PDT #14125 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Yesterday I got to meet an uncle I didn't know I had. He was dropped on his head as a baby, and suffered severe brain damage. He's been in an institution most all his life.
He was at another uncle's 85 birthday party yesterday.
My mom's mom had 12 kids: two sets of twins (one set died shortly after birth), one stillborn baby, one son who was killed in a sledding accident, the one dropped on his head... and the rest. </Gilligan's Island>
They were dairy farmers, just like my dad's parents.
Connie Neil - Jul 15, 2012 6:01:17 pm PDT #14126 of 30001
brillig
They need to be homemade and still slightly warm.
Oh, yeah . . .
Zenkitty - Jul 15, 2012 6:08:52 pm PDT #14127 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Wait, stainless steel has nickel in it? I'm allergic to nickel, too, and have become even more so in the last decade. I can't even take Centrum multivitamins anymore (because I get an awful taste in my mouth that tastes like nickel and so I decided that was the problem. I'm not even looking at the Logical Fallacies chart, I know that's False Cause. Still not taking 'em anymore though).
Have never been in a bouncy castle. Don't want to. Like trampolines, I've watched too much America's Funniest Videos to entirely trust them not to try to kill me. I'm sure I've eaten s'mores, but gluey sugary food doesn't do it for me. I have however toasted/roasted/set aflame marshmallows. They're pretty good when there's a thin layer of crunchy carbon on them.
Jessica - Jul 15, 2012 6:19:20 pm PDT #14128 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I've never been in a bouncy house that I can recall. I think they are rich people things! Or something. People-with-yards things?
Around here, they are street fair things, definitely not for rich people. Five minutes costs a dollar, usually, and all the neighborhood kids line up.
Consuela - Jul 15, 2012 6:25:10 pm PDT #14129 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Wait, stainless steel has nickel in it?
Some stainless steel does, anyway, although the primary metal the steel is mixed with is apparently chromium. But my dad the engineer says that if I'm allergic to nickel, that's why I can't wear my stainless-steel watch.