I believe that's my hey. Hey!

Xander ,'Storyteller'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


aurelia - Jul 15, 2012 11:32:27 am PDT #14026 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

I work in a pretty touchy field, but the hand to the small of the back (or sustained hand gripping the elbow/upper arm) always surprises me. It just feels possessive. The men I've encountered who do that do it to everyone so I didn't take it personally but it still felt a little weird.


le nubian - Jul 15, 2012 11:33:26 am PDT #14027 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

so, this kickstarter project might be the most successful in the history of kickstarter because I think I'd donate. and then donate again and again until the kickstarter closed.

I can't be the only one.


§ ita § - Jul 15, 2012 11:35:48 am PDT #14028 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I know someone would send the kickstarter (no pun intended?) against me before too long, so I might not donate. It would be self-defeating.


msbelle - Jul 15, 2012 11:38:17 am PDT #14029 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I currently dry everything on those fold out dryers like this: [link]

I can get 1 sheet over each , kind letting it droop in the middle.

I hope by the winter to have [link]


Jesse - Jul 15, 2012 11:42:53 am PDT #14030 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I just put everything on hangers over the tub. Including sheets when necessary.


Allyson - Jul 15, 2012 11:57:56 am PDT #14031 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Oh, and they're going after the people who are funding the Kickstarter, too.

I hadn't heard that yet. I have no idea what the answer is, other than to have tons more women doing an I AM SPARTACUS thing until there are too many for them to harass, driving them into some underground pit of misogyny where they can only spew their hate at each other.


Nora Deirdre - Jul 15, 2012 12:06:52 pm PDT #14032 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Favorite Beastie Boys song: High Plains Drifter.


aurelia - Jul 15, 2012 12:14:53 pm PDT #14033 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

I hadn't heard that yet.

A woman was banned from Kickstarter because her cyberstalker started harassing the people who were donating to her project. It was all kinds of backwards.


Allyson - Jul 15, 2012 12:30:23 pm PDT #14034 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Shit, Nora, I just posted my rebuttal to the person who said, "Most women like this. I know this because I can call ten women I know, including my sister, and they will all say their favorite thing is this." And then defended his statistical analysis several times, so I decided to enter the debate:

Do you think it's reasonable to equate ten women you know, with "most women?"

Shit, if this is how they get the 4 out of 5 dentists on chewing gum commercials, I'm going to have to write some letters explaining that the plural of anecdote is not data.

But after reading your post, I decided to do my own anecdata type study. I polled 31 of my female friends. Unfortunately, I don't have a sister, so I hope that doesn't make my results less relevant, here.

Here's what I learned: Seven of my female friends don't like the Beastie Boys, and therefore, had no favorite song by them. Five said Intergalactic was their favorite, six said Sabotage. Two said Shadrach, and several couldn't pick just one song, including one who said, "all of Check Your Head." I explained to her that she was fucking up my data points, but she's a lawyer, and out-argued me.

No Sleep til Brooklyn was a have of my two New Yorker friends, and only one of the 31 polled said Girls was her fave song. Maybe it was your sister! Is she an editor in Cincinnati? Anyway. The other interesting thing I learned by pulling together a bullshit anecdotal poll that actually tells me nothing other than what my friends like and not what EVERY WOMAN ON THE PLANET thinks, is that I have five female friends named Amy, and 40% of the Amys I know list Sabotage as one of their favorite songs.

So, if we use your method of statistical analysis, we can no doubt assume that 40 percent of all women named Amy will list Sabotage as their favorite song.

I suggest everyone call the Amys they know and test this out. I'm going to get started on a pie chart.

This likely will get me a visit from a vigilante pants kicker.


smonster - Jul 15, 2012 12:49:20 pm PDT #14035 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

So d-bag poster was positing that all women who like Beastie Boys like Girls as their favorite Beastie song? Whatevs, yo. Excellent response, as always.

No one has an Alien Beach Party costume suggestion for me? Sadness.