Wanda Sykes told a pretty funny rape joke, although it was kind of more of an un-rape joke. She has a lengthy bit about how awesome it would be to have a detachable pussy, and how much it would improve your life, including how it'd be so much easier to go out running late at night; somebody'd jump out of the bushes in Central Park at you and go "RAAR" and you'd say, "No, man, no use, I left it at home."
But, really, that's a Wouldn't it be completely fucking awesome to run around all the time doing what you wanted, when you wanted, without ever having to worry about rape? joke.
And I think Louie CK told another one, once, maybe. But they're pretty damn rare, and Tosh's is epically unqualified to claim company with Sykes or CK's.
30 minutes away for me!
(We're on our Summer 4-Day week.)
And I was feeling like crap yesterday and called in sick. So extra short week for me.
Do you have a better rule of thumb?
"Pull up until it seems you're close enough"?
The "dance like noone's watching" tattoo makes me think someone should have noone as a user name.
Sometimes I laugh when Sarah Silverman makes rape jokes.
And I understand some people think my homegirl Melissa Leo got some dubcon off him in his show recently...that show's kinda weird to me, but he does make me laugh. So I might laugh at that.
I don't think Daniel Tosh is funny. Like Dane Cook.(I've watched both dudes and thought "They get paid for that?)"
And I understand some people think my homegirl Melissa Leo got some dubcon off him in his show recently...
She definitely did.
ION, my fucking cat has decided to stop taking his pills. And I can't make him! Even when I shoved it into his mouth, he spit it back out. ARGH. Maybe I'll get one of those syringes next.
Jesse, my vet got me in touch with a mail order pharmacy that can take most common cat medicines and compound them into yummy cat treats. It doesn't work for all drugs, since some things need to be coated so they don't get absorbed right away, or would react badly with the food material, but for the ones that it does, it's a godsend. Pricier than just the regular pills, but then it's not just the convenience you're paying for, it's making sure your cat gets the medicine inside of him.
The "dance like noone's watching" tattoo makes me think someone should have noone as a user name.
I swore for years, YEARS, that noone was a word, but somehow I couldn't find it in the dictionary. I felt I was being tricked out of a perfectly cromulent word. I gave that up with a fight, I tell you.
Sarah Silverman's rape jokes skeeve the everloving fuck out of me. I feel she's playing the "I'm nerdy! I'm sexy! I'm nerdy!" so hard. I don't laugh much.
Except--The Aristocrats, which I really need to see again, because I forgot it ENTIRELY.
