I have the kids' birth certificates but not my own also. But I also have my passport (as well as the kids'), which I think trumps both birth certificates and my driver's licenses. Though I remember before I began driving using my passport as my primary form of ID. It was not an issue when I lived in DC but in Ohio people were confused.

We have a fireproof safe that we keep all of that crap, along with Grace's IEP in. What weird priorities.

But I did like him in the teevee show with Amber Tamblyn

I am most of the way through the full set of The Unusuals, and I'm really enjoying it. Although I wish they'd focus more on Amber Tamblyn's character: the last several episodes have all been about the guys, with Tamblyn just standing around playing newbie/decent cop.

I do like that they never go to the romance place between Tamblyn and Renner's character: they're partners, but both are in romantic relationships with other people.

Kate, I had asked because there are times when I miss Ohio and I can't figure out if it is nostalgia (certainly a big chunk) for the ease of my own childhood or if it's just I miss the ease of family and people I know. I do know the last time I went to the midwest in the summer, I just missed the green - grass and trees and no fire season? Joy!

We have a fruit fly invasion at work (a co-worker FORGOT about an apple in her desk, ISTG). We're starting to keep track of how many we kill (Chatty!co-worker is in the lead, but I'm gaining).

I think a flamethrower is called for. (Aims told me on Facebook I could have one.) I texted Tim to tell him of the fruit fly invasion and ask where to buy a flamethrower, and he texted back "Hair spray plus lighter." I love that man. AND he's my only chance of surviving the zombie apocalypse.

People made fun of Mitt Romney for saying the trees are the right height in Michigan, but I think there's something to it -- the general environment where you grew up feels correct in some undefinable way, I think.

I think you should teach the fruit flies how to copy-edit.

I think you should teach the fruit flies how to copy-edit.

They're small enough that I could use them as punctuation!

I think you should smush them on a piece of paper and then scan the paper and make it the desktop wallpaper on the computer belonging to the person who left the fruit out.

Eta: or what Teppy said.

Do I really have to have an opinion on the rape joke thing? Ugh. I can't believe my sister is making me do this. I don't even know what the joke is. This is kinda deliberate.

Do I really have to have an opinion on the rape joke thing?

I vote "no".

I don't even know what the joke is.

Extremely unfunny.