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This girl at school? She told me that gelatin is made from ground-up cow's feet and that every time you eat Jell-O there's some cow out there limping around without any feet. But I told her that I'm sure the cow is dead before they cut its feet off, right?

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§ ita § - Jul 10, 2012 6:10:16 pm PDT #13370 of 30001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

5'11 137lbs? I...nope. I could never be an athlete at that size. My arms would not be that small if I played tennis regularly. That's not how my body responds to exercise. Then there's the football player at 5'7 and 200+ lbs. DAYUM. That's some power. Not entirely sure how to parse the stats of the rower, and her quote is totally alien. Wow. So does that mean she rows without legs?

In pics like those, do the guys have themselves tucked away in some sort of strapless jobbie, or is there a risk of tackle spray at any time?

I mostly slept all day. I wish I felt significantly better.

§ ita § - Jul 10, 2012 6:11:39 pm PDT #13371 of 30001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

If you're a surfer who's getting intimate with the seabottom, rough or smooth, you're having a pretty bad go of it.

Connie Neil - Jul 10, 2012 6:11:48 pm PDT #13372 of 30001

brillig

I'm delighted that they have the paralympians. And I think the sailor has extra muscles that I don't recognize. Are those the lats on her torso?

Consuela - Jul 10, 2012 6:11:59 pm PDT #13373 of 30001

We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Man, those athletes. Wow.

smonster - Jul 10, 2012 6:13:59 pm PDT #13374 of 30001

We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

That's Mike-from-work's daughter, smonster.

Which Mike from work? Need moar context.

tackle spray

What on EARTH is tackle spray?

I find the male gymnast covering his junk to be unintentionally hilarious.

Connie Neil - Jul 10, 2012 6:14:47 pm PDT #13375 of 30001

brillig

Then there's the jockey, with the horse licking his head. His upper head.

amyth - Jul 10, 2012 6:20:46 pm PDT #13376 of 30001

And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

BIG MIKE. Works in the MRO shop. Really tall, volleyball coach...from the Virgin Islands originally...basically, the guy who looks like he could raise an extremely tall national volleyball player.

Do you remember our former student intern Lydia? He was her former volleyball coach, and all of her sisters', too.

smonster - Jul 10, 2012 6:22:52 pm PDT #13377 of 30001

We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

BIG MIKE. Works in the MRO shop.

Oh right. OF COURSE. He's so awesome! Did you know that she was in there or just recognize her name?

Zenkitty - Jul 10, 2012 6:23:41 pm PDT #13378 of 30001

Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Then there's the jockey, with the horse licking his head. His upper head.

That was my favorite photo. The grin on his face.

amyth - Jul 10, 2012 6:31:52 pm PDT #13379 of 30001

And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

I knew that she was a pro volleyball player, and that she was really good, because he had talked to me about it last year...making the transition from being a college player to pro player (in Europe, I think?) without letting it go to her head. And then I recognized her last name, and then she looks an awful lot like him, so I made the connection. And then I just looked her up on Wikipedia to be sure.

Yeah, he's awesome. I'm going to have to mention her to him at work tomorrow. But leave out the naked part.

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