Day 1 of I hate everything about work was a slog. shocking, right? I still did not get everything done and I sent out a new hire announcement to the entire company that was wrong on many levels because neither of the two bosses who told me to send it out has actually read it AND the items that were wrong in it were not things I would have known. JACKTARDS!

I think I need a large side or bitter to go with my plateful of angry this week.

You are all welcome that this week you are not my significant other or neighbor.

Who here has played rugby or has rugby knowledge?

Not willingly, but high school is high school.

I think Anne would lose, as much as I love her. But she would feel it keenly in her soul.

Because that's where Laura would PUNCH HER.

No real opinion about the fight, but I bet they'd be friends eventually.

I think Anne would lose, as much as I love her. But she would feel it keenly in her soul.

And she'd make a poetical name for the battle, or the battlefield, or both.

And then she'd write a poem about her defeat.

I am picturing Diana's horrified mien as Anne gleefully describes the fisticuffs.

So if it were a freestyle rap battle, Anne would win hands down.

So if it were a freestyle rap battle, Anne would win hands down.

Hands are never down in a freestyle rap battle!

OMG, I love you all.

ION, I know more about rugby exercise than I EVER wanted to. remind me NEVER PLAY RUGBY. WTFF?

Um, not actually done (this should have been a 2 hour job, but it's SO effed up, YO!)

Remind me, please, in Australia, is it "meter" or "metre?"

No jokes or I will scrum you or maul you or throw a dead ball or a dead cat or a dead badger or Anne of Avonlea at you.

Remind me, please, in Australia, is it "meter" or "metre?"

Assuming you're talking about the unit of distance, "metre".