Zoe: My man would never fall for that. Wash: Most of my head wishes I had.

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


flea - Jul 09, 2012 9:08:29 am PDT #13248 of 30001
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Laura didn't beat up Eliza Jane. The incident I was thinking of was when Carrie was punished by having to rock the school bench with a loose bolt, and Laura came to help and got all wild and violent (the illustration in the book was very impressive!)


EpicTangent - Jul 09, 2012 9:11:15 am PDT #13249 of 30001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

I had forgotten that! Laura kicked A!

Okay, so Anne would have the edge in a verbal battle, but a physical tussle definitely goes to Laura.


Scrappy - Jul 09, 2012 9:22:14 am PDT #13250 of 30001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

I LOVE than picture. She is FIERCE.


Polgara - Jul 09, 2012 9:37:08 am PDT #13251 of 30001
Karma is a cat, sleeping in my lap cuz it loves me. ~TS

I haven't read the books since I was a kid--sounds like I need to do a reread!


Typo Boy - Jul 09, 2012 9:48:26 am PDT #13252 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

From the happy discussion it has generated, it sounds like in a fight between Laura and Anne, everybody wins.


§ ita § - Jul 09, 2012 9:49:13 am PDT #13253 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Imagine getting to do this: [link] as a living. Like, you decide there is a niche for it, and fuck, Slazenger will pay you to do it. That's some highly refined goal manifestation right there, and I feel shamed that I merely took a job someone else created.


meara - Jul 09, 2012 9:55:30 am PDT #13254 of 30001

That's a surprisingly good question, Laura vs Anne! They are both scrappy...I think it might depend on WHY they were fighting--is Anne fighting for a friend's honor?


Ginger - Jul 09, 2012 10:30:05 am PDT #13255 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Laura, hands down.


Consuela - Jul 09, 2012 10:35:26 am PDT #13256 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Laura would win: she's the product of a pioneer lifestyle, and because of their poverty grew up much scrappier and tougher than Anne. Avonlea, by contrast, is really quite civilized: Anne's dangers are all social rather than physical (with the possible exception of falling off the rooftree when someone dared her to walk it).

Anne is certainly far better educated than Laura, and more confident in circumstances requiring intelligence or people skills. But come the zombie apocalypse, Laura would be more likely to survive.


Sophia Brooks - Jul 09, 2012 10:40:32 am PDT #13257 of 30001
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I'm with Consuela! Laura helped in the fields, and rode horses at Silver Lake and fought of some kind of animal with a pitchfork (I can picture the illustration).