You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I reattached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town.

Simon ,'Jaynestown'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Jul 06, 2012 2:04:57 pm PDT #13088 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

::sigh::

"I don't think he's looking for the file we already have, since that value is not in it."
"Hey, can you give ita another copy of the file we already have?"

Fucking remarkable that we can't find that value in the file, isn't it? I could not have predicted that would happen...

Yeah, you'll follow up on Monday. I get it.

Could someone explain why I'm suddenly so light-headed? Like, nap in the car before driving home dizzy.


Dana - Jul 06, 2012 2:10:34 pm PDT #13089 of 30001
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

Woohoo, Sheryl! Yay new job.


Jesse - Jul 06, 2012 2:59:14 pm PDT #13090 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Congrats, Sheryl!

So I'm not seeing Magic Mike right now. I was supposed to go with a whole group, and (ironic foreshadowing!) was saying at dinner how people in Boston don't buy the tickets ahead of time, blah blah blah. Needless to say, we got to the theater and it was sold out. So the other person with no ticket and I said we'd buy tickets to Brave and sneak into MM. She bought hers, but Brave was ALSO sold out by the time I got to the machine! So I bought an Avengers ticket... and learned it was playing in a downstairs theater and I couldn't even get to where MM was playing. So I got a refund and came home. Ah well.


Jesse - Jul 06, 2012 3:22:09 pm PDT #13091 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

So now I'm watching Say Yes To the Dress -- practically the same thing, right?


Amy - Jul 06, 2012 3:26:09 pm PDT #13092 of 30001
Because books.

Well, you could be watching The Midnight Meat Train with ... wait for it ... Bradley Cooper and also Brooke Shields. I'm so tempted to turn it on.


Jesse - Jul 06, 2012 3:27:22 pm PDT #13093 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I did notice that On Demand! I almost watched Shag.


smonster - Jul 06, 2012 3:35:46 pm PDT #13094 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I almost watched Shag.

Y'all's the horniest bunch of white folk I've ever seen.


Jesse - Jul 06, 2012 3:37:34 pm PDT #13095 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

t like


§ ita § - Jul 06, 2012 3:59:42 pm PDT #13096 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

So I had a couple epiphanies on the drive home (by the way, the brakes on this puppy are aMAzing t /Rona Thorne because I had to come to a sudden stop twice, and i just...stopped. No negotiation, just stopping...anyway...) We (as in the not-me) should totally make the top right hand corner context-sensitive. So when you're in the Premium Cable thread, you get Mad Men and Spartacus, when you're in Supernatural it's all Dean-icisms all the time, BUT (and here is where the true genius comes in and Amy's got my back) it's not just quotes. It's also ANIMATED GIFS. How utterly the best would that be? How perfect would this [link] be in the periphery of the content?

Exactly. Brilliant, isn't it?


Polter-Cow - Jul 06, 2012 4:03:04 pm PDT #13097 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Yes, go, do it now.