Oh, on the list of things I don't believe--Miriam Margolyes' daft biddy schtick. She's sitting next to Will.I.am and playing up the doddering-I-don't-know-any-black-people-but-you-sound-cute act, and it is really pretty stupid.

I got the motts so badly I couldn't watch it. I tried because Adam Lambert was going to be on and he's amusing as hell but oh, the motts. I deleted it from my dvr. Which is weird because she's usually amusing to me and not uncomfortable and really creepy offensive.

I had no idea what you were talking about. [link] Wow. That's just... wow.

Just watched the entire ep and although there were a couple of potentially awkward moments, I thought Will.I.am super charming and the show very funny, especially the "like" part.

Chaz has probably spent more time as a public lesbian than a public FTM, though that will change as he moves forward in time.

I got no sense of sincerity from Miriam. Her stories of helping a random man jack off and placing a catcaller's hands on her breasts and the amount of twee ignorance she feigned...I didn't think Will.i.am was a great guest (his stories rambled without punchlines, etc) but at least he wasn't being outrageously faux cutesy like Miriam (not only does she not get a chance to kick it with black people, she can't recognise Prince William). Greg was fine, though. He didn't really seem to be taking her on.

Hey ita (or anyone), you want to send me a favorite Cap picture on Tumblr to post tomorrow? Super patriotic....

And happy birthday, sj!

Happy Birthday sj!

Happy Birthday, sj!

Birthday Happies, sj!!