Also, I can kill you with my brain.

River ,'Trash'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Polter-Cow - Jun 28, 2012 10:16:37 am PDT #11816 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Tears of Impotent Rage.


Theodosia - Jun 28, 2012 10:17:09 am PDT #11817 of 30001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

tommy, is it OK to quote you on Facebook?


Jesse - Jun 28, 2012 10:18:45 am PDT #11818 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

And you can't tell me they don't know anyone with a chronic condition, or anyone who got in a car accident, or got a workplace injury, or fell ill suddenly...

Or who use hormonal birth control, for fuck's sake.


tommyrot - Jun 28, 2012 10:19:07 am PDT #11819 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Parents consider lawsuit after daughter loses valedictorian spot - latimes.com

And to Elisha’s mother, Carol, the second-place finish means that her daughter's "sleepless nights" were essentially “for nothing.”

"It's flawed. It's wrong," Carol told The Times. "All her hard work is not being recognized. All she had was straight A's. Not a B, ever."

It's a little more complicated than just being unhappy at second place, but still.

I possibly could have been valedictorian if I had not slacked off so much, but my not going out for sports probably would have resulted in me not being valedictorian. This is what happened to my brother.


Consuela - Jun 28, 2012 10:19:23 am PDT #11820 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Or who use hormonal birth control, for fuck's sake.

Women's issues don't count: this is a question of FREEEEDOM!!!


tommyrot - Jun 28, 2012 10:20:32 am PDT #11821 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

is it OK to quote you on Facebook?

Yes, but only if you fix any typos.

What are you quoting, anyway?


Jessica - Jun 28, 2012 10:20:51 am PDT #11822 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Protecting my rights and forcing me to do something are two different things.

Hey, I agree with this part! I just don't think it's actually an argument so much as a non sequitor.


Jesse - Jun 28, 2012 10:21:00 am PDT #11823 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

BC becomes a men's issue when you make them use a condom because you're not on the Pill, and they get super-cranky about it. Or at least that's my impression.


Theodosia - Jun 28, 2012 10:21:56 am PDT #11824 of 30001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

What I want to quote, because it's so comprehensive:

: "If it's unconstitutional, then why did Republicans come up with the idea for an individual mandate back in the early '90s? Why did Republicans champion the idea from the '90s until '08? Why did Romney institute the same plan in Massachusetts? Why Republican voters choose Romney as their presidential candidate? Why didn't Republicans pass their own healthcare reform during the W Bush administration when they controlled both chambers of Congress and the Supreme Court."


tommyrot - Jun 28, 2012 10:23:07 am PDT #11825 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Women's issues don't count: this is a question of FREEEEDOM!!!

Yes. Uteruses (uteri?) cannot be free, and neither can anyone who has one.