I could squeeze you until you popped like warm champagne, and you'd beg me to hurt you just a little bit more.

Fuffy ,'Storyteller'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Fred Pete - Jun 28, 2012 4:46:28 am PDT #11636 of 30001
Ann, that's a ferret.

Happy Birthday, Hec!

20 on the color test.


Sue - Jun 28, 2012 5:00:06 am PDT #11637 of 30001
hip deep in pie

I got 26 on the colour test, but I was on my not v. clear netbook. I wonder if I tried it on a LCD monitor.


le nubian - Jun 28, 2012 5:02:34 am PDT #11638 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

geez sarameg. what a clusterfuck.

Oh, hey, News Corp is being split up.

hmm. trying to protect assets in advance of a series of lawsuits and/or imprisonments?


Sparky1 - Jun 28, 2012 5:03:28 am PDT #11639 of 30001
Librarian Warlord

Alvarez: 9th Cir affirmed. You are free to lie about your military service.


Topic!Cindy - Jun 28, 2012 5:03:43 am PDT #11640 of 30001
What is even happening?

Happy birthday, Hec! Is it deb g's birthday too (or may Nic's, or maybe their anniversary)?

It was white, square, and it looked like a tooth.
So I ate it. I say this (usually just inside my head) so often. With the the "but it wasn't a tooth" part. Because, yo, one does not eat teeth. Just the white, square things that look like teeth but are not teeth. So I ate it. .......

I can't format properly on the iPad. Sorry. msbelle, when my youngest was 6, he reported to me the above, AND that the toothlike object in question had leapt from the toilet rim! I'm pretty sure I had my meltdown in Bitches. This is the same child who disappeared when he was 3. I know I had that breakdown in Bitches.

Today he told me abbot his summer experiment. He's going to stop shaving! Now, he's only 12, so that might not sound big, but he does have a decent 'stache for his age. Things change so fast.


Topic!Cindy - Jun 28, 2012 5:05:49 am PDT #11641 of 30001
What is even happening?

Sorry for the typo. I can't get to it on the edit screen.


Amy - Jun 28, 2012 5:06:47 am PDT #11642 of 30001
Because books.

"It was white, and square, and it looked like a tooth" is one of my favorite stories ever.

I think it's also Deb's birthday, Cindy.


Lee - Jun 28, 2012 5:07:09 am PDT #11643 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Happy Birthday Hec!


Sue - Jun 28, 2012 5:07:43 am PDT #11644 of 30001
hip deep in pie

Ha! I did it again and got 8. Of course, now I have all these ghosts of lines in my field of vision.


amych - Jun 28, 2012 5:07:52 am PDT #11645 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Happy birthday Hec! And since I forgot to say it yesterday, Happy birthday JZ!