It was white, square, and it looked like a tooth.
So I ate it.
I say this (usually just inside my head) so often. With the the "but it wasn't a tooth" part. Because, yo, one does not eat teeth. Just the white, square things that look like teeth but are not teeth. So I ate it.
I have no lease, so they can do what they want.
Mine is coming up and I just got a voicemail about what the increase would be if I don't sign a new one. Holy HELL. It's more than $300. Guess who is about to stop waffling?
I was in a conversation I just had to walk away from last week
I'd have been tempted to kick them in the nuts.
Also, anytime I watch a show on modern astronomy, I either know by name or sight 75% of the people interviewed and have probably talked to 30% of them face to face at some point. Small, incestuous world.
I know who several of them are by voice. I don't have to look up. I watch way too many shows on astronomy. And envy your world.