JFC, people are trying to kill me here today. I just don't even.
'Serenity'
Natter 70: Hookers and Blow
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Birthday Happies, JZ!!
Happy birthday, JZ!
In honor of your birthday, I have taken the day off. Okay, no, but there's almost nothing to do in my office right now, and my boss is in vacation, and I'd much rather take the dog for a run and go shopping at Nordstrom's Rack and maybe bake a pie. So that's what I'm going to do.
a hard kick to the side of the knee will slow them down and possibly immobilize them. Do they have any weapons? Have you called 911 yet or can you determine if they are acting on their own or if they are part of a government or terrorist group?
Is anyone else under attack? We need to determine the full scope of this!!!
Super-scary Colorado pictures: [link]
OK, OK, there is no actual physical threat. I did suggest to my boss that I would go into a meeting without my usual calm and friendly attitude and open with, "Are you FUCKING KIDDING ME WITH THIS??" But kicking in the knee would be even more satisfying.
Many happies, JZ!
Air Canada has a super cheap seat sale to NY. I need to find an excuse to go! (And the money to finance my trip!)
In other news, I accidentally looked at peen @ work. Stupid tumblr! My eyes!
Why would you take the knee when the groin is right there?
Happy birthday, JZ!