This is my boat. They're part of my crew. No one's getting left. Best you get used to that.

Mal ,'Ariel'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Jun 25, 2012 1:33:49 pm PDT #11184 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Not to live in with a coworker, silly! Just discussed with a coworker.

Then you're crazy. Why would you have to leave if you quit?

eta: Oh, nut-shot guy's IO9 suspension wore off, and he's back and telling me no professionals would ever endorse overwhelming force like a crotch strike as a means of self defense.


Ginger - Jun 25, 2012 1:34:27 pm PDT #11185 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

What are the shoes made of, Jilly? I've stretched leather with Shoe Stretch and with rubbing alcohol. In both cases, you put on the liquid, then walk around in the shoes.


Jesse - Jun 25, 2012 1:35:52 pm PDT #11186 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Then you're crazy. Why would you have to leave if you quit?

Odds are, the commute would be brutal to any other job. Of course, I could only look at jobs that would be convenient.


Atropa - Jun 25, 2012 1:38:23 pm PDT #11187 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

What are the shoes made of, Jilly? I've stretched leather with Shoe Stretch and with rubbing alcohol. In both cases, you put on the liquid, then walk around in the shoes.

They're made from leather. Rubbing alcohol? Really? One of the sites for shoe stretching suggested a solution of half rubbing alcohol, half water. I suppose that would be the simplest thing to do, since I've got that at home. How damp do I need to make the leather?

ETA: These are the shoes. Stripey heels!


billytea - Jun 25, 2012 1:39:15 pm PDT #11188 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Oh, nut-shot guy's IO9 suspension wore off, and he's back and telling me no professionals would ever endorse overwhelming force like a crotch strike as a means of self defense.

Stay golden, nutshot boy. Stay golden.


Jesse - Jun 25, 2012 1:43:41 pm PDT #11189 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Oh, I also have a confession: The vet left me a voicemail saying my cat's bloodwork results were all good, and actually his bloodwork was "phenomenal" for his age. So of course, I turned to the cat and said, "Phenomenal kitten, that's you."


Ginger - Jun 25, 2012 1:50:22 pm PDT #11190 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Jilly, you should probably test an inconspicuous place, but I've not had a problem. I just put rubbing alcohol on a cotton ball and then dampened the outside of the shoe with it. If the shoe hasn't stretched enough by the time it dries, do it again. The origin is lost in the mists of time, but I think a shoe guy told me that worked the same as Shoe Stretch.


DavidS - Jun 25, 2012 2:02:01 pm PDT #11191 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

So of course, I turned to the cat and said, "Phenomenal kitten, that's you."

Heh. You know there's a song called "Phenomenal Cat" by the Kinks, right?


Jesse - Jun 25, 2012 2:02:20 pm PDT #11192 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Of course I don't. That might have been more appropriate than the Maya take-off.


DavidS - Jun 25, 2012 2:14:44 pm PDT #11193 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Gott Damm, these banana bread muffins smell good.

(I put butterscotch chips in them.)