men have those pelvic floor muscles too. Right?
I dunno? I know I'm using my cootchie when I do them. I don't know how integral a cervix is to the experience.
You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I reattached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town.
Simon ,'Jaynestown'
Natter 70: Hookers and Blow
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Jun 23, 2012 10:52:55 am PDT #10937 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Zenkitty - Jun 23, 2012 10:56:32 am PDT #10938 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Men must have muscles there. They gotta have something holding their balls on.
§ ita § - Jun 23, 2012 11:01:26 am PDT #10939 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
They gotta have something holding their balls on.
I dunno. It never feels muscly when I kick it.
I must remember that when I go to the barber's early, the fruit stand man will be there. I have a lovely big bag of pieces of mango and pineapple, and for seven million dollars less than the supermarket charges for their sliced fruit. I really want to snarf the whole thing down, but I have to pace my fruit acid consumption, especially with how my stomach is reacting to my last prescriptions.
Oh, god, so nummy, though. If only the mangoes were...totally orange and just before they go too squishy. Still, way better than an apple. Mucho mucho.
meara - Jun 23, 2012 11:02:28 am PDT #10940 of 30001
Oh man, I'd forgotten about the fruit stand guys...they used to be in front of my old place in DC, before it got all gentrified. Nom. Miss that.
Calli - Jun 23, 2012 11:04:21 am PDT #10941 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Happy birthday, Steph!
There use to be a truck that sold fruit next to the first place I lived in Greensboro, NC. I had what might have been the platonic ideal of a peach from there once.
§ ita § - Jun 23, 2012 11:08:40 am PDT #10942 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I can only imagine this whole article is a prank, but it is one of the all-too-rare ones where the comments are the best part: [link]
Jessica - Jun 23, 2012 11:20:37 am PDT #10943 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Happy Birthday, Tep!
In your honor, I took the family out to Rockaway Beach today.
Ok, it was mostly a coincidence, but still, we had so much fun and ate flautas and coconut ice and holy god I'm exhausted. Fortunately Aeryn is now napping and Dylan is more than happy to spend the rest of the afternoon playing Lego Star Wars so I can veg on the couch.
Dana - Jun 23, 2012 11:33:58 am PDT #10944 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Why do only 12 episodes of a 13-episode season fit on a DVD when you burn it? It's so unfair. It's like hot dogs coming in packs of 8 and buns coming in packs of 6.
Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 23, 2012 11:37:43 am PDT #10945 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Look at it like a dealer: the first one's free, but you have to sign something over if you want to borrow episodes 2-13.
Stephanie - Jun 23, 2012 12:36:16 pm PDT #10946 of 30001
Trust my rage
So I mentioned this on FB, twitter, and DW/LJ, but there is a huge forest fire in the mountain suburbs here, maybe 15-20 miles from my house. But because it's a mountain, I can see the flames. I should just walk away because I'm not in any danger and wouldn't be for at least several hours, but it's freaking me out.