So there is something I can do, besides scream like a woman?

Wesley ,'Chosen'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Liese S. - Jun 21, 2012 12:58:21 pm PDT #10692 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Hire him for the F2F!


bon bon - Jun 21, 2012 12:58:54 pm PDT #10693 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I went to a house party with a bartender recently -- it was the best thing.


Burrell - Jun 21, 2012 1:02:18 pm PDT #10694 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I'm starting to get a crush on Allyson's delivery guy too. Can he sing?

(Just kidding, Allyson. Will totally keep my imaginary feels off of him!)


§ ita § - Jun 21, 2012 1:03:56 pm PDT #10695 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm reading that people were mean to Dave Chappelle and scared him out of Texas. I am perfectly hypocritical about indulging any of his diva-like tendencies, because his shows have paid off that well for me (I'd also let Eddie Izzard get away with a lot, including my underwear (for whatever reason)). I'm not plugged into shit well enough to ever get a shot at a ticket for his show, and I am mad that people who actually paid money for it had asses mess it up.

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§ ita § - Jun 21, 2012 1:05:09 pm PDT #10696 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Oh, Allyson, FYI, this is the point where my sister lets me bang her crush so we can keep it in the family. We're like family right?

(I have been sworn off certain people born in the latter half of 1972, as well as the guy from Adjustment Bureau, though. It's inconsistent and annoying.)


Sheryl - Jun 21, 2012 1:13:23 pm PDT #10697 of 30001
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

Happy Birthday EpicTangent!

It is hucking fot here, which is why I'm inside.


§ ita § - Jun 21, 2012 1:17:46 pm PDT #10698 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Okay, that was flirting. I feel dirty. I have rules.


Sue - Jun 21, 2012 1:21:41 pm PDT #10699 of 30001
hip deep in pie

RL crushes? I remember those. Crushable men seem to be low to the ground lately. Instead I've been watching terrible Irish films to satisfy my crush on Branson from Downton Abbey.


§ ita § - Jun 21, 2012 1:25:12 pm PDT #10700 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I used to have a Dave Chappelle crush. Good times, good times.


Allyson - Jun 21, 2012 1:44:55 pm PDT #10701 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

And I've seen some great commentary about the bullshit packaging -- I think Jessica Valenti called it Sad White Babies with Bad Feminist Moms or something.

lulz.

For women's history month, they chose NASA's Deputy Administrator Lori Garver for the speaker and asked her to talk about work/life balance. Her kids are pretty much nanny raised, and one of the secretaries was complaining that she wasn't exactly balancing her work/life.

And I said, "exactly."

It's just that before, people had absentee fathers who rescheduled birthday parties and sent flowers to recitals when they were working late. You can't run Interscope or NASA or whatever and go to soccer games and be there to tuck a kid in every night.

I feel like an awful feminist. I have no kids, no husband, and therefore no excuses for not running Interscope. So why am I so tired?

I've been having a pain in my chest for like, a week now. I'm semi convinced between that and the fatigue that I am going to have a heart attack. The screwed up part is that I find myself not caring, except for maybe having a heart attack on the freeway and crashing into someone.