I tell you I have this theory. It goes where, you're the one who's not my sister. Cuz mom adopted you from a shoe box full of baby howler monkeys, and never told you cuz it could hurt your delicate baby feelings.

Dawn ,'Selfless'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Frankenbuddha - Jun 20, 2012 10:20:49 am PDT #10494 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Glad to hear your mom got the clean bill, ita !


smonster - Jun 20, 2012 10:22:32 am PDT #10495 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Wonderful news, ita ! .

Possibly only funny to me - I texted my boss to ask whether to paint something "Muslin" or "Pot of Cream." He responded "Muslim," whether typo or autocorrect or false homonym I don't know. But I couldn't resist texting back "Insh'allah."


Pix - Jun 20, 2012 10:29:45 am PDT #10496 of 30001
The status is NOT quo.

Yay yay yay for ita !’s mom!


Steph L. - Jun 20, 2012 10:29:56 am PDT #10497 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

HELL YEAH ITA'S MOM!!!

it is possibly the dullest comic still in commercial production.

Is The Lockhorns still being produced?

Shoe? Frank and Earnest?


aurelia - Jun 20, 2012 10:31:49 am PDT #10498 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Excellent good news, ita!

I had a Russian scenic design professor who always said "muslim" instead of "muslin". In context it was often very, very funny and so, so very wrong.


DavidS - Jun 20, 2012 10:33:35 am PDT #10499 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Excellent good news for ita's mom! It's all about the blood, children.

Typo, we don't get a newspaper so they just don't see daily comics at all.

Emmett grew up reading Calvin and Hobbes because I bought him the complete box set. And he loves those a lot. But that's about it, except for his run of Teen Titans comics tied into the TV series, back in his pre-teens.

Matilda does like going into the comic book store and I've bought her a few Wonder Woman comics.


DavidS - Jun 20, 2012 10:34:03 am PDT #10500 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Shoe? Frank and Earnest?

Dullest comic ever: Fred Basset.


Amy - Jun 20, 2012 10:35:48 am PDT #10501 of 30001
Because books.

Prince Valiant or Mary Worth get the dullest comic ever votes from me.

"Pot of Cream" sounds like a very pretty warm white.


Fred Pete - Jun 20, 2012 10:49:58 am PDT #10502 of 30001
Ann, that's a ferret.

In less than an hour, we have 8 contenders for dullest comic strip.

Scary.

And glad I only read comics online, where I don't have to skip over what I don't want to read.

As an antidote for dullness, may I recommend Kevin and Kell? He's a rabbit with an adopted hedgehog daughter. She's a wolf with a teenage (wolf) son. They get married and have a daughter.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 20, 2012 10:52:22 am PDT #10503 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

but the medical community and Lady Luck conspired to give her cancer-free CAT scans and blood tests

WAHOO!

As for the spontaneous-combustion-by-jealousy, Colin knows not to say anything to you if Misha and Vicki make him an indecent proposal, right?