So, a thing happened where the chief marketing officer sent around an email to the whole organization that included a comment about me. A
good
comment, but y'all will understand why it's making me laugh:
“Brenda” consistently works to identify new ways to contribute to the growth of our business yadda yadda etc.
...if that IS her real name!
I was just looking at the goodstuff tumblr, and the picture of the young man with the duckling on his ear reminded me how funny the grown-ups of that breed of duck are:
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They have white George Washington wigs!
Was it Hec that said the SCOTUS historically tends to be partisan?
Probably Typo, Bon or Sparky.
snerk. If that went around at my work, I would expect fluffer jokes for a good while.
I just inhaled a large McDs fries. Really really wish I had that stress starving thing instead of stress eating.
...if that IS her real name!
Heh. The alleged "Brenda."
Congratulations "Brenda"!
Nice work...whoever you are.
It'd be funny if Brenda changed her name to "Brenda" here for a bit.
So I'm going to a Deviled Egg Pageant next weekend, and you're supposed to bring a cocktail to go with your egg. I'm going to do the eggs with capers and lemon and bring French 75s for the cocktail and call her "Miss Mediterranean." So I wanted to make sure the cocktail had anything to do with France, actually, and found this quote on the Wikipedia page:
It's unclear what makes the French 75 so powerful—maybe it's the combination of liquors— but, whoo boy, do you feel it when you down one! - Jean Shepherd, raconteur and author
What is unclear about the combination of liquors?! It's basically making a gin and tonic with champers instead of tonic -- it should come as no surprise that it's strong.