Fred: So you don't worry that it's possible for someone to send out a biological or electronic trigger that effectively overrides your own sense of ideals and values and replaces them with an alternative coercive agenda that reduces you to a mindless meat puppet? Shopkeeper: Wow. People used to think that I was paranoid.

'Time Bomb'


Goodbye and Good Riddance 2011: Maybe the even years are better  

Every year we watch the Charlie Brown special, do the Snoopy dance, wish everybody a Merry Christmukkah, and thank our Secret Santas in the good riddance thread. Which is this one, in case you were wondering. 2011? Room for improvement. Srsly.


Tom Scola - Dec 17, 2011 10:24:08 am PST #72 of 408
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

Even though I'm not yet slacking in sending my gift (it should go out this week), I've totally been slacking in acknowledging getting a gift! Last week I received a box of fair-trade Darjeeling tea! Thank you, Secret Santa!!!


Atropa - Dec 17, 2011 10:31:11 am PST #73 of 408
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Even Gifters in the non-Slacker exchange officially have until 12/31 to deliver their gifts.

ohthankgoodness. My first year in the non-slacker exchange, and I was worried I was going to blow the deadline.


msbelle - Dec 17, 2011 12:22:08 pm PST #74 of 408
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

It's all good.

- this message brought to by extra carbs and lorazapan


aurelia - Dec 17, 2011 12:59:43 pm PST #75 of 408
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

That HK toaster leaves a lot of untoasted area.

Goodies from TJs are now in the hands of the USPS.


Sue - Dec 17, 2011 2:10:18 pm PST #76 of 408
hip deep in pie

Secret Santee: Your parcel is in the mail. I don't know if it will arrive before Xmas, but anything's possible. Maybe Boxing Day?


Calli - Dec 17, 2011 2:36:51 pm PST #77 of 408
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I mailed my secret Santee's gift this morning. I hope the recipient likes it..


amyth - Dec 17, 2011 3:20:00 pm PST #78 of 408
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

So sorry, Karl.

I hope to mail my package Monday.


Consuela - Dec 17, 2011 6:05:33 pm PST #79 of 408
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

I have finished my shopping! And put up my tree! Yay!

t collapses


quester - Dec 18, 2011 8:44:32 am PST #80 of 408
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

I'm so sorry for your loss, Karl. Fuck Cancer and fuck 20111

ION, I failed to make to the post office in time on Saturday, so I'm hoping to get my SSgift in the mail Monday.

I will also attempt to put the non-TJs return package in the mail this week as well.

My internet at home is on the fritz, so I don't know how often I will be able to post until it gets resolved.

I HAVE received my Secret Santa gift, but I have not yet opened it.

Still not done with shopping or wrapping or cooking. I'm looking forward to 4 days off next weekend!


erikaj - Dec 18, 2011 10:40:23 am PST #81 of 408
I'm a fucking amazing catch!--Fiona Gallagher, Shameless(US)

Are they cat toys, Sumi? I couldn't quite picture what would be in a book like that, but it sounded cute.