Death is your art. You make it with your hands day after day. That final gasp, that look of peace. And part of you is desperate to know: What's it like? Where does it lead you? And now you see, that's the secret. Not the punch you didn't throw or the kicks you didn't land. She really wanted it. Every Slayer has a death wish. Even you.

Spike ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Sue - Nov 23, 2011 12:24:29 pm PST #8144 of 30001
hip deep in pie

We're having early snowpocalypse. Except, it's now ice pellets. Don't wanna shovel!


§ ita § - Nov 23, 2011 12:32:54 pm PST #8145 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

You are apparently not familiar enough with the Sandra Lee Semi-Homemade oeuvre.

Is it okay if I'm proud of that? I want to be proud of that.


Jesse - Nov 23, 2011 12:35:06 pm PST #8146 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Yikes, Sue. I am super happy to never have to shovel.

Yes, ita !, you should be proud of that.


le nubian - Nov 23, 2011 12:45:33 pm PST #8147 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Jesse,

your Sandra Lee shout-out scared me.

But I laughed at the same place you did regarding doing everything from scratch. I have never made stuffing from scratch (making my own bread, making my own sausage) and I ain't starting tomorrow.

Half of the time, we are lucky that I am picking up a pan to cook dinner, much less that everything is made from scratch.

Sandra Lee though? That Kwanzaa cake?


Jesse - Nov 23, 2011 12:54:14 pm PST #8148 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Gotta love the Kwanzaa Kake.


§ ita § - Nov 23, 2011 1:11:49 pm PST #8149 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

::does the proudy dance::

Yes, that's a thing.


Sue - Nov 23, 2011 1:15:01 pm PST #8150 of 30001
hip deep in pie

I had a little nap instead of shovelling.


Steph L. - Nov 23, 2011 1:21:13 pm PST #8151 of 30001
That which does not kill you should RUN

I was at a friend's birthday party where another friend showed up with a Sandra Lee-inspired "cake" for the birthday girl.

Let me be clear: I *love* cake. LOVE. I'm not sure I've ever met a cake I didn't like, although of course I do have preferential ranking.

I took one bite of that "cake" and seriously spit it back out. It was, like Cool Whip and -- I think booze??? -- and maybe an angel food cake and jello and I'm not sure what all else.

I like all of those things inividually (or, at the very least, they aren't so offensive to my taste buds that I would spit them out). I have no idea what dark majicks were worked upon that "cake" to make it so disgusting.

The birthday girl's *dog* wouldn't eat the cake.


Amy - Nov 23, 2011 1:24:02 pm PST #8152 of 30001
Because books.

The birthday girl's *dog* wouldn't eat the cake.

Dude. That's a nasty cake.


SuziQ - Nov 23, 2011 1:25:52 pm PST #8153 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

The cake wasn't presented as a joke cake? The friend was trying to bring something "nice"? Ouch.