OK, I think my brain is permanently warped. Where does your mind go when you see this headline?
Boeing Delivers Massive Ordnance Penetrator
Is that a massive ordnance penetrator in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
I gave her everything... jewels, beautiful dresses -- with beautiful girls in them.
Spike ,'Sleeper'
Natter 69: Practically names itself.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Nov 17, 2011 7:21:22 am PST #7237 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Connie Neil - Nov 17, 2011 7:23:05 am PST #7238 of 30001
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The combination of "massive" and "penetrator" should make any PR person pause a moment--at least to giggle like a 12-year-old before trying to compose a headline.
erikaj - Nov 17, 2011 7:36:01 am PST #7239 of 30001
Always Anti-fascist!
My Editing instructor, a generally sour Norwegian old guy always told us you could never be too careful about junk like that. He used to scare me, actually, as the lovechild of Snape and Lou Grant probably ought to, but he had some funny stories about bad headlines from his other college where the mascot was The Beavers...just volleyball was a goldmine.
tommyrot - Nov 17, 2011 7:39:33 am PST #7240 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
My Editing instructor, a generally sour Norwegian old guy always told us you could never be too careful about junk like that.
Heh heh heh. You said "junk".
P.M. Marc - Nov 17, 2011 7:46:14 am PST #7241 of 30001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Ugh, Tom, I'm sorry.
Pete worries about Mt. Rainier.
Which is irrational, because you don't live in Tacoma/Puyallup. The danger from Rainier is mud flows.
Amy - Nov 17, 2011 7:49:43 am PST #7242 of 30001
Because books.
Hey, it's Jilli's birthday! Happy happy birthday, Lady of the Manners!
Strix - Nov 17, 2011 7:50:50 am PST #7243 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Ah, the Salon Sexy Men list -- what a nice thing to wake up to!!
Hmm. I may actually play around with an article or two on disasters. Thanks for the feedback, y'all.
That letter to the S&S publisher...ach. I'm sure there's some truth to the fixes he mentions, but...just, oh, dear.
Consuela - Nov 17, 2011 7:51:22 am PST #7244 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Happy Birthday, Jilli!
I made an apple cake for the office. I would share it with y'all, but it won't fit through the tubes.
tommyrot - Nov 17, 2011 7:52:15 am PST #7245 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Birthday Happies, Jilli!!
Jesse - Nov 17, 2011 7:53:52 am PST #7246 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Happy birthday, Jilli!