This girl at school? She told me that gelatin is made from ground-up cow's feet and that every time you eat Jell-O there's some cow out there limping around without any feet. But I told her that I'm sure the cow is dead before they cut its feet off, right?

Dawn ,'Never Leave Me'


Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Allyson - Nov 16, 2011 1:08:18 pm PST #7134 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Thanks for checking it out for me. Did he even come up with a male musician who could pass his test if applied equally?


flea - Nov 16, 2011 1:24:18 pm PST #7135 of 30001
information libertarian

I would just like to state for the record that I was deeply confused about why Richard Simmons thought he should be paying more taxes. I mean, how high an income can he have at this point in his has-been hood?


Nora Deirdre - Nov 16, 2011 1:26:13 pm PST #7136 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I'm not sure we're even going to "do" Thanksgiving this year. And I don't even care. I'm tired. I'll have five days off and I just want to sleep.

Yes, this. I don't even think I'll be able to attend the neighborhood gathering for an extended amount of time.


Allyson - Nov 16, 2011 1:27:41 pm PST #7137 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Russell Simmons is worth a bit more than a quarter billion. And I totes laughed thinking about Uncle Rush teaching aerobics in short shorts.


Polter-Cow - Nov 16, 2011 1:28:35 pm PST #7138 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I would just like to state for the record that I was deeply confused about why Richard Simmons thought he should be paying more taxes. I mean, how high an income can he have at this point in his has-been hood?

Russell Simmons.


billytea - Nov 16, 2011 1:32:24 pm PST #7139 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I once had a rather discombobulating conversation at D&D until I realised they were confusing Richard Simmons with Gene Simmons.


brenda m - Nov 16, 2011 1:41:06 pm PST #7140 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Yes. Guy by the name of "most".


Allyson - Nov 16, 2011 1:54:56 pm PST #7141 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Yes. Guy by the name of "most".

OMG thank you. Thank you for taking that hit, Brenda. How could I have forgotten "most?"

Isn't Hec working on a new book about "most?"


DavidS - Nov 16, 2011 2:22:12 pm PST #7142 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Isn't Hec working on a new book about "most?"

Turned out the subject was vague and nebulous.


Consuela - Nov 16, 2011 2:29:08 pm PST #7143 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Email I shall not send: You know, people, I can't comment on a draft document that I didn't get notified about until yesterday, if the comment period closed on Monday.

IJS. Sheesh.