I love hearing the news from Nilly! And the baby dust-mop is brilliant.
edit: Dude, post #69 in thread #69? I feel like I just won some kind of lottery.
I tell you I have this theory. It goes where, you're the one who's not my sister. Cuz mom adopted you from a shoe box full of baby howler monkeys, and never told you cuz it could hurt your delicate baby feelings.
Dawn ,'Selfless'
Natter 69: Practically names itself.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Kate P. - Oct 04, 2011 8:09:33 am PDT #69 of 30001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
Ginger - Oct 04, 2011 8:15:18 am PDT #70 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
As everyone else has said, it is unpossible for you to give offense, Nilly, but we'd love to see more of you.
I don't know why the Swiffer people don't make disposable baby clothes out of Swiffer material.
Tom Scola - Oct 04, 2011 8:15:28 am PDT #71 of 30001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500
Sue - Oct 04, 2011 8:26:21 am PDT #72 of 30001
hip deep in pie
Staying up for the thread rollover was not a good idea. So tired. And today has been a bit of a shitstorm. My 9:00 meeting involved a shouting match. (I wasn't involved. I just sat wishing I had not come in today.)
Allyson - Oct 04, 2011 8:29:22 am PDT #73 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
In the middle of my panic, my agent sent me an email that she loves the sample I sent of the new book, and wants the full proposal and another essay in the next two weeks to get out to editors before publishing shuts down for thanksgiving.
Ever so cool I say "sure."
Ever so reality, I threw up. I'm going to do it and get it done and be fine, but I can't convince my stomach that it's fine and we do this and there's no reason to let my brain tell me I'm worthless and talentless and it's all an elaborate practical joke. My brain is not allowed to be an asshole this time. I'm just not having it. Fuck you, brain. We have a book to get out into the world.
Sue - Oct 04, 2011 8:31:07 am PDT #74 of 30001
hip deep in pie
Allyson, that's great news. Allyson's brain, buck up!
Consuela - Oct 04, 2011 8:32:46 am PDT #75 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
We have a book to get out into the world.
That's excellent news, Allyson! Congratulations.
Kat - Oct 04, 2011 8:36:38 am PDT #76 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Staying up wasn't a good plan for me either. Grace is out of surgery and we are in her roo for the next day. Ordered food for her and then we can relax.
Kat - Oct 04, 2011 8:37:26 am PDT #77 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Congrats Allyson! That's great news!
Nilly - Oct 04, 2011 8:37:39 am PDT #78 of 30001
Swouncing
Hey, Allyson's brain? Um, How to say this? Shut up! Only the parts involved in creative writing are allowed to speak, preferably in writing.
(Oh, Allyson! I'm so glad I was still online on time to read your good news!)