Anya: We should drop a piano on her. It always works for that creepy cartoon rabbit when he's running from that nice man with the speech impediment. Giles: Yes, or perhaps we could paint a convincing fake tunnel on the side of a mountain.

'Touched'


Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Nov 13, 2011 4:48:04 pm PST #6386 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Over the past week, I lost some weight, unsurprisingly. Where did I notice it? My portacath. You can totally trace the line all the way up from the plug bit on my chest to where it goes deep at my neck.

"Does my portacath look fat to you, honey?"


tommyrot - Nov 13, 2011 4:53:48 pm PST #6387 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Uh-oh. Streams are crossing. Monica wanted to see Hec's "I think you owe Geek2Geek an endorsement." post, so she's, um, lurking.


Atropa - Nov 13, 2011 4:54:37 pm PST #6388 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Heh. Hi, Monica!


Jesse - Nov 13, 2011 4:55:36 pm PST #6389 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Hi Monica!


tommyrot - Nov 13, 2011 4:55:37 pm PST #6390 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Monica sez:

[coughs] Ah, you can tell Consuela yes on whether I'm an AoS slash fan.


Burrell - Nov 13, 2011 4:56:39 pm PST #6391 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Hi Monica! Clearly one of us.


DavidS - Nov 13, 2011 4:57:26 pm PST #6392 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

[coughs] Ah, you can tell Consuela yes on whether I'm an AoS slash fan.

Ha! Welcome aboard. Please refer to the FAQ for "I have a rubber chicken on my head right now and it's fucking great!"


Amy - Nov 13, 2011 4:57:43 pm PST #6393 of 30001
Because books.

One. Of. Us.

Hi, Monica! And welcome!


Polter-Cow - Nov 13, 2011 4:58:51 pm PST #6394 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

waves to Monica


tommyrot - Nov 13, 2011 5:00:49 pm PST #6395 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Oh Hec, regarding your post ( "I think you owe Geek2Geek an endorsement") , Monica said,

Oh, you have made me laugh with that, which I truly, truly needed. Thank you!