No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Dana - Nov 07, 2011 6:43:42 pm PST #5308 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

This article says you can't win an online argument. Pfah. I won one this morning.

No, you didn't.


Kat - Nov 07, 2011 6:44:28 pm PST #5309 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

HA! Dana made me snortle.

Pox Parties... What fucking MORONS.


Amy - Nov 07, 2011 6:45:47 pm PST #5310 of 30001
Because books.

And on Facebook! Because that's a smart thing to do, advertise your FEDERAL OFFENSES. Jesus.

Growing old is horrible, Kat. I wake up some mornings and positively hobble to the bathroom. So depressing.


§ ita § - Nov 07, 2011 6:48:13 pm PST #5311 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

This growing old thing SUCKS.

I'm pretty against it. It's not going so great.

Gatorade achieved.


§ ita § - Nov 07, 2011 6:50:26 pm PST #5312 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

No, you didn't.

I didn't say how many I lost...


Burrell - Nov 07, 2011 7:10:56 pm PST #5313 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Oh ita, do I need to bring over more Gatorade? I feel like maybe I should make it a regular habit, bringing over Gatorade and crackers once a week. Hell I'd bring chocolate brownie cupcakes except I don't know where to find them, and I'm not sure I could resist them long enough to transport them to your place.

My kids like to take watered down Gatorade in their lunches so it's become a regular grocery store purchase.

Growing old is a pain, that's for sure, but I tell myself it's better than the alternative. Of course, there's vampiredom, but I hear that's a hard path to break into.


Connie Neil - Nov 07, 2011 7:11:29 pm PST #5314 of 30001
brillig

I think I remember a story about John Adams going somewhere with some friends while in college to a place where they'd be exposed to someone with cowpox, in order to get some immunity to smallpox. But, yeah, a quarter of a millennium ago!


§ ita § - Nov 07, 2011 7:14:07 pm PST #5315 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

No, I think I have more than I can drink tonight, Burrell. Thanks for looking out, though.

Joe Frazier, RIP.


Burrell - Nov 07, 2011 7:16:26 pm PST #5316 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Well I mean, if you are pro pox party I'm not sure what your argument is against the vaccine. I mean, what is the argument against the chicken pox vaccine, that it can sometimes give kids a mild case of chicken pox? Dude, then I hate to tell you what happens when you expose your kid to the actual virus!

My one qualm about the vaccine is that it wears off at some point, and I would hate to set up my adult child to catch chicken pox later on in life just because we forgot to get a booster shot at some point.


§ ita § - Nov 07, 2011 7:17:53 pm PST #5317 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Yeah, I probably need a booster shot, although I got the world's lamest adult chicken pox when I got the initial shot--I'm sure it wasn't enough to "take".