Everything he says in interviews is more adorable than what went before. He's not really real, I think.

This.

The statement he released protesting Blue Valentine's NC-17 rating was awesome.

I love that he brought his dog on a late night talk show!

I'm not even going to click on the this and assume it's the street fight he broke up on the way back from the gym (which is why he's in manpris).

Oh, yeah, I saw Lars and The Real Girl. Which I hated with a passion, so it's a tumblr! miracle! that I've gotten past it to the hump-his-leg stage of our relationship. He's no Joseph Gordon Levitt or Chris Evans, but he'll do, pig, he'll do.

I think I have a brain disorder that makes me type the opposite of what I mean. I keep having to edit, and I will have typed the total wrong word. Reread often.

Guess who has two thumbs and a letter from the evil bank of evil that says we never authorized the loan application and that this shouldn't have happened? Oddly, it was written at the same time, different office, as the previously non-satisfying letter. But I don't care. I haz it.

Cross-posty because I can't remember where this goes. It goes without saying that I'm grateful to the legal offices of Buffista & Buffista for its help with the smiting.

Which I hated with a passion, so it's a tumblr! miracle! that I've gotten past it to the hump-his-leg stage of our relationship.

You saw his kiss with Rachel McAdams on the MTV movie awards right?

Yay, Sox! Ridic that you had to go through all this just to get that.

You saw his kiss with Rachel McAdams on the MTV movie awards right?

Not until a month or so ago, no. I had no idea what people were on about. And I only saw the kiss from the movie within the last week (still, not video). I'm very uneducated about the Goz. It's not like he's Tom Hardy or shit. Man, I just watched a Keanu Reeves movie for Chris Evans and they killed him. DELETE. I am not watching more of Keanu struggling to emote. Chris's death scene was so focussed on Keanu the only reason I could work out it was Chris dying was because the hand was white. And it's only because of the blood I could tell someone was dying.

It's not like he's Tom Hardy or shit.

Hahaha. I almost posted this nearly verbatim. Then I decided that the thread already had adequate evidence of my Tom Hardy fixation.

I am a night person, but I find it much easier to get out of bed if there is some light

This. My one change would be to have DST start on Saturday AM, rather than Sunday, so you have two mornings to work out the lost hour, and that it should end on Monday AM, so the extra hour goes right to the beginning of the week where it will do some good.

Ryan Gosling on the Ellen show wearing some footie pajamas or similarly ridiculous, on an elliptical machine or some shit, is also priceless. FYI.