Jayne (Husband): Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature. Mal (Wife): How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of new people? Jayne (Husband): If I could make you purtier, I would. Mal (Wife): You are not the man I met a year ago.

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Nov 02, 2011 7:41:07 am PDT #4340 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Spinderella, I love you too.

She's my FAAAAAAAAAAAAVourite.

I can't believe I missed an 8am meeting this morning. FUCK. That was such craptastically unprofessional behaviour. I just did not think to check my schedule at wee-fuck AM this morning. But at least I had an idea of something important that should be done before the meeting, so there's a good reason to delay it. No good reason to waste two other people's time, though.


JenP - Nov 02, 2011 7:58:42 am PDT #4341 of 30001

Mr. Flowersocks made me smile, which while not his intent, is a happy side effect. Sweet gesture.

Also, bees!


§ ita § - Nov 02, 2011 7:59:23 am PDT #4342 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

This shirt would be extra cool if you've got an impressive rack.


Calli - Nov 02, 2011 8:01:10 am PDT #4343 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I mentioned that my feet were cold because I'd worn inadequate shoes. Well, about an hour before the market ended he showed up out of the blue with flowers and socks.

Awwwww. That is sweet! The socks are thoughtful, and the flowers keep it from feeling mom-ish.

You are receiving this email today to announce what we hope will be a long term relationship with City Bees.

Ugh! I know they're having problems with colony collapse disorder, but this would have given me nightmares as a kid. It's taken years of gardening to reach a sense of truce with the venomous beasties. My mom was deathly allergic to bee stings and, as they didn't know my status until I had an allergy panel done when I was 10, probably would have yanked me out of the school, even though—realistically speaking—the odds of me getting stung would have been minimal.


JenP - Nov 02, 2011 8:01:25 am PDT #4344 of 30001

Ha! It took me a second, and then I saw the animation in on the side. Heh.


DavidS - Nov 02, 2011 8:02:14 am PDT #4345 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I know they're having problems with colony collapse disorder, but this would have given me nightmares as a kid.

Yeah, Matilda's very afraid of bees.


Burrell - Nov 02, 2011 8:03:15 am PDT #4346 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Ugh ita, that's a bummer.

I had a big WHOOPS yesterday at work. Got an email from my boss reminding everyone that our merit review docs were all due Nov 1. He sent the email on Dec 31, but it arrived almost 24 hours later. Oy! So I had to stay late and fill out and file those docs.

Bees scared me silly when I was a kid, but I've come to like them now that I have all these flowers in the garden. We always have bees around the yard. Bees and butterflies and hummingbirds.


Burrell - Nov 02, 2011 8:05:17 am PDT #4347 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Oh and Holli's new dude is quite adorbs. Like the moniker Mr. Flowersocks.

sigh. On to grading.


Calli - Nov 02, 2011 8:06:56 am PDT #4348 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Yeah, Matilda's very afraid of bees.

Oh, dear. I hope regular proximity to them at her school will help with that. That's pretty much how gardening desensitized me. In the 1990s I was all, "Bees on the flowers, ack, time to go in," and now it's more like, "Bees on the flowers, eh, time to weed a couple feet away from that action."

I read somewhere (I know, such a reliable source) that when they set up hives on school grounds, they try to arrange it so the line between the bees and their main flower sources don't cut across kids' play areas.


§ ita § - Nov 02, 2011 8:07:14 am PDT #4349 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

our merit review docs were all due Nov 1. He sent the email on Dec 31

Thinko, right?

The "guy who always says 'yes'" has resigned. Now, we thought he wanted to stay long term. No doubt because someone asked him "Guy, do you want to stay long term?" However, when later left to start his own sentence, he was able to say "I don't want to stay long term." Transitioning off this project is going to be...ugh I don't want to think about the handover. I'm going to have to watch it extra closely.