Also, you can tell it's not gonna have a happy ending when the main guy's all bumpy.

Tara ,'First Date'


Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


P.M. Marc - Oct 26, 2011 10:55:49 am PDT #3258 of 30001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

I really want to be Tim's *wife* (I couldn't care less about a wedding, for reals), but I have to admit that part of me wants to get married to get new stuff that matches. Plates that match! And don't have cracks up the middle! Towels without stains of dubious origin! An espresso machine that blow-dries my hair!

The newness wears off sooner than expected, and you're back to towels with stains of dubious origin again.

We do still use our flatware. That's held up pretty well. The glasses we got are long since binned. The formal china comes out twice a year at most, and has to be stored.

The espresso machine never did double as a blow dryer.


tommyrot - Oct 26, 2011 10:58:56 am PDT #3259 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I think it's pretty damn cool!

Thanks! It is pretty damn cool. Although I keep on having to remind myself I'm in a relationship--occasionally I slip back into thinking, "I'll never be in a relationship" before going, "WTF? Why am I still feeling that?" Just so used to that mode of thinking, I guess.


Steph L. - Oct 26, 2011 10:59:25 am PDT #3260 of 30001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

The newness wears off sooner than expected, and you're back to towels with stains of dubious origin again.

We do still use our flatware. That's held up pretty well. The glasses we got are long since binned. The formal china comes out twice a year at most, and has to be stored.

Well, I have no desire for formal china, but new stuff sounds keen and fluffy.

The espresso machine never did double as a blow dryer.

Dang. I was hoping it wasn't a myth. Well, maybe just a Keurig, then.


Polter-Cow - Oct 26, 2011 10:59:30 am PDT #3261 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Although I keep on having to remind myself I'm in a relationship--occasionally I slip back into thinking, "I'll never be in a relationship" before going, "WTF? Why am I still feeling that?" Just so used to that mode of thinking, I guess.

I anticipate that same sort of feeling if I am ever in a relationship.


Jessica - Oct 26, 2011 11:00:22 am PDT #3262 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

We do still use our flatware. That's held up pretty well. The glasses we got are long since binned. The formal china comes out twice a year at most, and has to be stored.

Ten years in, we're at the point where we need to replace almost every household thing we got for our wedding. Most of the knives from the flatware set have been lost. All but one of the salad plates has been broken. I think we maybe have two glasses that match?

And the espresso machine was yardsaled 8 years ago, since we never had room for it.


Cashmere - Oct 26, 2011 11:00:44 am PDT #3263 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

He will! Honest! If I can do it, so can he!

Excellent point!

Maybe it's cause I'm a writer who routinely dresses like shit, or maybe it's hard for me to be *truly* atypical and deal with how the show presents Liz Lemon's Hollywood Ugly

Erika, that's one thing that rubs me about 30 Rock. If Tina Fey is ugly, I'm the Elephant Man.


Strix - Oct 26, 2011 11:04:09 am PDT #3264 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

We never got towels, but we did get a TV (THANKS, Buffistas!) and an espresso machine (thanks, Mom and Dad!). It's all good.

I made it to Detroit and back. I slept 12 hours last night in my own bed. Man, I still am tired and feel stupid mentally. I forgot how to type in 6 days, I swear.


Amy - Oct 26, 2011 11:08:15 am PDT #3265 of 30001
Because books.

Ten years in, we're at the point where we need to replace almost every household thing we got for our wedding.

We were really young, and already living together (thus, we had a toaster, and a TV, etc.), and registering apparently never occurred to anyone. But our friends were the same age and had no money, either, so we got some gift cards and an ice bucket, and one or two fancy dinner china-type things, most of which are gone now, and were never used anyway.


askye - Oct 26, 2011 11:10:13 am PDT #3266 of 30001
Thrive to spite them

Although I keep on having to remind myself I'm in a relationship--occasionally I slip back into thinking, "I'll never be in a relationship" before going, "WTF? Why am I still feeling that?"

I kinda slipped in that feeling when I was first with Will. I think part of it was long distance. I didn't see him very often so occasionally I'd still think of myself as relationship-less.


§ ita § - Oct 26, 2011 11:11:33 am PDT #3267 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I didn't know one in five Americans is dyslexic. Cool font designed to minimize dyslexic errors in reading.