Angel: Connor, this is Spike and Illyria. Guys, this is Connor. Connor: Hi. umm...I like your outfit. Illyria: Your body warms. This one is lusting after me. Connor: Oh...no, I--I--it's just that it's the outfit. I guess I've had a thing for older women. Angel: They were supposed to fix that.

'Origin'


Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - Oct 05, 2011 7:44:50 am PDT #316 of 30001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Oh no, ita! Fuck cancer.


Amy - Oct 05, 2011 7:45:24 am PDT #317 of 30001
Because books.

Oh, ita. I'm so sorry.


tommyrot - Oct 05, 2011 7:47:52 am PDT #318 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I'm so sorry, ita.


sumi - Oct 05, 2011 7:49:00 am PDT #319 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

I'm sorry, ita.


Burrell - Oct 05, 2011 7:50:16 am PDT #320 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Oh ita, I'm so sorry. How rotten. Is there anything I can do for you?


Jesse - Oct 05, 2011 7:52:24 am PDT #321 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Oh no, ita. What's the story?


amyth - Oct 05, 2011 7:52:30 am PDT #322 of 30001
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

So sorry, ita. Fuck cancer, indeed.


DavidS - Oct 05, 2011 7:53:45 am PDT #323 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

So, my mother has cancer.

Fuck!

You've had better weeks, huh?

I'm sorry.


§ ita § - Oct 05, 2011 7:54:31 am PDT #324 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Thanks guys. I'm a bit gobsmacked. This explains my parents' odd behaviour yesterday and over the weekend. Me, I'm at a loss. I want to go home, but I don't want to make a big deak of it.

Ugh. I have to get home and get the rental and have my car towed to the collision centre.


bon bon - Oct 05, 2011 8:01:23 am PDT #325 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Oh, ita. I'm sorry. I hope for a good, healthy resolution.