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Could just be a hoax, though. I fake some headaches, everyone gets used to poor helpless Spike. Then one day, no warning, I snap a spine, bend a head back, drain 'em dry. Brilliant.

Spike ,'Potential'

Natter 69: Practically names itself.

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Allyson - Oct 25, 2011 1:28:45 pm PDT #3127 of 30001

Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I got five automated emergency calls from JPL this morning warning me that there was a bear chilling out behind my building and so I should park someplace else, go straight to my building and stay inside.

Now we have a special account for our timecards in case we were late to work due to the terror of the bear.

Interestingly, if there are mountain lions, we just get a message on the intercom that there is a mountain lion in the parking lot and to "use caution."

Sheryl - Oct 25, 2011 1:28:46 pm PDT #3128 of 30001

Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

Happy Birthday brenda!

amyth - Oct 25, 2011 1:31:28 pm PDT #3129 of 30001

And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

Oh Sparky, how seriously frustrating! I'm so sorry. At least, now that she's broken the law and gotten the police involved, you can (when you can finally get in touch with her, and when you have the spoons) lay down the hammer: she's part of the problem, not the solution. Cease and desist.

I wish I could help, too.

Ginger - Oct 25, 2011 1:57:43 pm PDT #3130 of 30001

"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

You could use a volunteer to run the volunteers.

It sounds like you need a volunteer to take out some of the volunteers, and another volunteer to hide the bodies.

Interestingly, if there are mountain lions, we just get a message on the intercom that there is a mountain lion in the parking lot and to "use caution."

I'm sure that if a mountain lion ever mauls someone, you'll get a special account for timecards for lateness due to the terror of the mountain lion.

le nubian - Oct 25, 2011 2:24:16 pm PDT #3131 of 30001

"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

It sounds like you need a volunteer to take out some of the volunteers, and another volunteer to hide the bodies

I think this is what that email list is for that we are discussing in Bureaucracy.

DavidS - Oct 25, 2011 3:23:30 pm PDT #3132 of 30001

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I think this is what that email list is for that we are discussing in Bureaucracy.

Strangers on an Email List: Hitchcock for the 21st century.

Nora Deirdre - Oct 25, 2011 3:39:28 pm PDT #3133 of 30001

I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

You should go to New Orleans and drink beer and eat amazing food.

Hm, you may be on to something.

DavidS - Oct 25, 2011 3:42:08 pm PDT #3134 of 30001

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Hm, you may be on to something.

Just a thought.

SuziQ - Oct 25, 2011 3:59:56 pm PDT #3135 of 30001

Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

CJ has had quite the evening. He got a firecall around 4pm. By the time he got in his uniform and we drove over to the address, the call had been cancelled. Not sure what happened, but the fire trucks were leaving the area as we arrived.

Then I took him to his e-care class where they were covering "altered mentation/stroke/psych/OD". And less than an hour into the class they got a COLT call (Colorado Life Track) for an Alzheimer patient who was missing. She was found hiding in her car. CJ is now back at his e-care class. I'm hoping he gets home before the snow starts.

smonster - Oct 25, 2011 4:00:06 pm PDT #3136 of 30001

We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Damn, Sparky, wtf. Lady needs a bottle of chill pills.

You should go to New Orleans and drink beer and eat amazing food.

Hey Nora, let's do that together soon. I owe you belated birthday nommies.

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