Because they're gross?
No, they're not. You're wrong.
Zoe: Uh huh. River, honey? He's putting the hair away now. River: It'll still be there... waiting.
'Jaynestown'
Natter 69: Practically names itself.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Tom Scola - Apr 04, 2012 6:12:28 pm PDT #29584 of 30001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500
Zenkitty - Apr 04, 2012 6:15:20 pm PDT #29585 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Also, why did they build my house so that the lightbulbs for the 4-bulb fixture in my bathroom are $9 each!?!?
I want to know why they built my house so that a chandelier hangs in a story-and-a-half space with a landing step directly underneath it. How the heck is a large clumsy woman supposed to change that lightbulb?
§ ita § - Apr 04, 2012 6:17:30 pm PDT #29586 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
No, they're not. You're wrong.
They still have salt in them, right?
Tom Scola - Apr 04, 2012 6:19:07 pm PDT #29587 of 30001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500
All the salt in the world. That's why they're awesome.
Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 04, 2012 6:20:31 pm PDT #29588 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
I can see how they'd be disgusting if you don't like really salty foods. But as I'd happily consider a salt lick snack food if not for blood pressure issues, they're right up my alley.
Amy - Apr 04, 2012 6:22:23 pm PDT #29589 of 30001
Because books.
Bacon is salty, ita!
We have a hole in the wall Mexican place, but the whole menu is in Spanish, and there are no pictures. I went in once and got flustered and left.
bon bon - Apr 04, 2012 6:24:41 pm PDT #29590 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
I don't like salty foods and love them anchovies. Not sure they're ideal for pizza, though. YMMV.
DebetEsse - Apr 04, 2012 6:26:56 pm PDT #29591 of 30001
Woe to the fucking wicked.
There's a Del Taco in Toledo. I'd only ever encountered it before in LA, so that was a bit of cognitive dissonance the first time I drove past.
Jessica - Apr 04, 2012 6:26:57 pm PDT #29592 of 30001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
Citibank says I have money. Quicken, which has all of its data downloaded from Citibank, says I have negative money. Stupid computers.
§ ita § - Apr 04, 2012 6:27:23 pm PDT #29593 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Bacon is salty, ita!
Guess who buys low sodium bacon? One guess!