Must-See Onion Video: Romney Builds Time Machine To Wipe Out Previous Versions Of Himself
Everything looks good from here... Yes. Yes, this is a fertile land, and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land.' I think we should call it 'your grave!' Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh! Now die! Oh, no, God! Oh, dear God in heaven!
Wash ,'Serenity'
Natter 69: Practically names itself.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Apr 03, 2012 7:59:40 am PDT #29334 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Amy - Apr 03, 2012 8:12:58 am PDT #29335 of 30001
Because books.
(Almost) all of the above is why I'm feeling the need for a media embargo soon. You guys will tell me if an asteroid is due to hit earth, right?
I assume if Clovis takes over, I'll get an email.
meara - Apr 03, 2012 8:20:31 am PDT #29336 of 30001
Wasn't the shooter a student of the college who had recently dropped out? Still a terrible thing, don't get me wrong, but I don't think he was shooting them for being Christian.
Yes, but since when do the facts get in the way of the outraged blogosphere?
Of course, I was just off rolling my eyes about Rick Santorum and his "California Universities don't even teach American History, it's EEEVIL!" thing.
smonster - Apr 03, 2012 8:58:53 am PDT #29337 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Smonster, do you have an iPhone? I've been using a free app called"Antimoustique" when I ramble around outside the apartment and haven't been bitten so far.
Huh, I might have to check that out.
Happy birthday, Tom!
erikaj - Apr 03, 2012 9:11:06 am PDT #29338 of 30001
Always Anti-fascist!
"We know who it is, Miss Daisy, it's always the same ones." (When they catch 'em, it's generally some dude that reminds me of George Zimmerman, too. Kinda chinless and pathetic. Not that he hasn't been up to *quite enough*, so I'm not saying he did that.)
msbelle - Apr 03, 2012 9:35:11 am PDT #29339 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
severe thunderstorm and tornado warnings here. still at work though, just sitting by the big window. would like an interior location, please.
I no longer feel quite so old, and unpretty might be the wrong word, but unsomething.
Toddson - Apr 03, 2012 9:50:11 am PDT #29340 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
smonster, for the bites you do have, may I recommend Benadryl ointment? I get bitten a lot and it helps me. If I slather it on right after I'm bitten, sometimes I don't even get a swelling or itch.
Consuela - Apr 03, 2012 9:54:34 am PDT #29341 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Santorum has also announced that California universities don't teach American history. Flat wrong.
Here's a story about one of those politicized undercover sting operations that was blocked by a sensibly suspicious union organizer: Consuela "Natter 69: Practically names itself." Apr 3, 2012 6:54:26 am PDT
Apparently wingnut activist undercover videographer is a legitimate career track now...
Typo Boy - Apr 03, 2012 10:00:15 am PDT #29342 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
Consuela - I don't think that is the link you intended.
tommyrot - Apr 03, 2012 10:16:02 am PDT #29343 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.