Take me, sir. Take me hard.

Zoe ,'War Stories'


Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


smonster - Apr 02, 2012 6:38:49 pm PDT #29278 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I do not like random shootings, no I do not.

You have to choose somehow. I don't see how it's any different from the business that put jesusfish in their ads

Amen. Srsly, there's a "Jesus is Lord Plumbing" business around here.

msbelle, be nice to my friend. You have a sassy haircut and lovely features. Hush.

I'm not in Boxed Set right now, so apologies if this has already been shared. It's silly but I can't stop laughing. Dalek Relaxation Tape.


SuziQ - Apr 02, 2012 6:56:56 pm PDT #29279 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Yikes on the shooting. I guess at least he turned himself in? Even if it was in my old neighborhood. Eeeeeep.


Kat - Apr 02, 2012 7:00:50 pm PDT #29280 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Amen. Srsly, there's a "Jesus is Lord Plumbing" business around here.

I read that thinking, "Who is Lord Plumbing?" Needs a comma.


smonster - Apr 02, 2012 7:02:50 pm PDT #29281 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

They have a blog, I could let them know. [link]


billytea - Apr 02, 2012 7:35:40 pm PDT #29282 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

My dad once heard a case concerning a washing machine repairman who'd officially changed his name to "Approved Repairer", so he could use the term in his ads without actually being one.


Burrell - Apr 02, 2012 8:02:18 pm PDT #29283 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

msbelle is quite pretty, and pretty young. Just saying. Have no opinion on the smelliness of her feet, however, as I am not in the habit of sniffing feet.


smonster - Apr 02, 2012 8:43:45 pm PDT #29284 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I think I want a pet bat. They're cute and cuddly, and there's plenty of mosquitos and fruit flies in my house to eat. They can be litter trained, right? this post brought to you by mosquito bite-related insomnia ::scratches ankles::


Calli - Apr 03, 2012 1:07:43 am PDT #29285 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Smonster, do you have an iPhone? I've been using a free app called"Antimoustique" when I ramble around outside the apartment and haven't been bitten so far.


Jessica - Apr 03, 2012 3:27:19 am PDT #29286 of 30001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Good morning young beautiful people!

I am clearly not young anymore, since DH is taking Dylan to register for Kindergarten AS WE SPEAK.

And in utterly random news, BK hamburger eyeshadow.


Sparky1 - Apr 03, 2012 3:43:17 am PDT #29287 of 30001
Librarian Warlord

I was thinking of Dylan yesterday, Jessica, when my best Brooklyn-born-and-bred buddy was telling me how they are moving from Park Slope to South Pasadena, CA because the schools are part of what they just can't take anymore. Their son will be going to Kindergarten in the Fall, too.

My DH came home from Oxford and redeemed himself somewhat by bringing me a copy of Skullduggery Pleasant: The End of the World.