I don't give a good gorram about relevant, Wash. Or objective. And I ain't so afraid of losing something that I ain't gonna try to have it. You and I would make one beautiful baby. And I want to meet that child one day. Period.

Zoe ,'Heart Of Gold'


Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Ginger - Apr 02, 2012 11:52:35 am PDT #29243 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Do you have tweezers?


Connie Neil - Apr 02, 2012 11:55:35 am PDT #29244 of 30001
brillig

We always used the blown out match trick to get the tick to let go.


Typo Boy - Apr 02, 2012 12:00:26 pm PDT #29245 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Practical jokes. In a place a I used to work in back in 2000, a new hire top manager was greeted by finding TRS-80 with a 300 baud modem on his desk. He trumped that by keeping both for his personal collection. Proved himself and fit right in. But it meets the ita ! test of not being a hoax or a deception.


SuziQ - Apr 02, 2012 12:00:38 pm PDT #29246 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

I have been put in the position of mentoring two other people who are part of our group - one is multiple grade levels higher than I am. I hadn't realized he was a higher grade until today. Based on his knowledge and the training time I've put in with him, I'm surprised.

But now I understand why he has been the more difficult of the two to work with. And, of course, I'm getting the most pressure regarding his projects. I'm trying to step lightly, but, I fear, at some point I'm going to have to be a pushy b*tch.


Zenkitty - Apr 02, 2012 12:03:06 pm PDT #29247 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Turns out, a bathroom sink is a great place to trap a squirming screeching cat while you do something like pluck a tick off his nethers.

In conclusion, ew.


§ ita § - Apr 02, 2012 12:33:30 pm PDT #29248 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

::sigh::

Why won't some people read the documentation? I keep getting asked for explanations when I know they haven't read the email, or the attachment, or clicked on the link. And they'll get defensive about a lack of information, but honestly, it's all there and they don't want to do the work.

And they won't ask questions either, which is a pretty big giveaway. It's more like pouting and saying "But I don't have details!" as they cross their arms. I did give you, in two different phrasings, enough information for you to specify where you need more context. I can't just magically explain it properly if I don't know where I fell short.

We had a thing way back where people kept saying "Your boss doesn't like X's document!" and I had to keep telling them that my boss had never read the document. He'd opened it, skimmed the first page, gotten upset with what he saw, and not only stopped reading it, but didn't read any of the updates.

And even in that situation, when we were being asked to pay for delivery of the document, I had to read it and approve it, because everyone else refused. All they knew was they didn't like it, so they weren't going to read it. Because that's the order it works in.


meara - Apr 02, 2012 12:35:23 pm PDT #29249 of 30001

Wow, ita, I have used read receipts for emails, but had no idea you could check if someone opened the attachment or clicked on the link!


§ ita § - Apr 02, 2012 12:55:30 pm PDT #29250 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm just taking their word for it when they say they didn't read it that they didn't read it. I'm not sure why they'd lie.

However, in this case, someone on the cc chain did say "But the information is right there. Why do we have to state it again?" which was a nice relief.


meara - Apr 02, 2012 1:02:16 pm PDT #29251 of 30001

Oh, they're telling you they only read the first page or whatever. Gotcha--I thought you had some magic tracking tool!

Is it bad that of the contractors/handyman services I was looking at on Yelp (only ones with good reviews that sounded real), I chose to email one about a quote just because the owner is apparently a hot lesbian?


amych - Apr 02, 2012 1:09:07 pm PDT #29252 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Is it bad that of the contractors/handyman services I was looking at on Yelp (only ones with good reviews that sounded real), I chose to email one about a quote just because the owner is apparently a hot lesbian?

You have to choose somehow. I don't see how it's any different from the business that put jesusfish in their ads.