Willow: Happy hunting. Buffy: Wish me monsters.

'Beneath You'


Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Apr 01, 2012 8:45:38 am PDT #29138 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

The boys don't scream so much. They're grunters.

I just realised in a post in another thread that an employee of the hospital called me "her favourite patient". Obviously, radiating pure awesome, so I should be everyone's favourite, but...I should not be that familiar to the lady in Registrations that runs my credit card.

Still, she's very sweet, and she's my second favourite Registrations employee.


Ginger - Apr 01, 2012 9:02:30 am PDT #29139 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I saw some scary movies against my will when I was 8 and 10, and they haunted me for a long time. At the same time, I watched creature features every week, and they didn't bother me. Maybe it was because I knew what to expect when I turned on the TV, and I could turn it off.


tommyrot - Apr 01, 2012 9:04:26 am PDT #29140 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Your 2012 April Fools’ Day Prank Spoiler

I like Kodak's Print Your Own Live Kittens!


Connie Neil - Apr 01, 2012 9:12:53 am PDT #29141 of 30001
brillig

I want to print a kitten! I need a kitten!


Burrell - Apr 01, 2012 9:18:11 am PDT #29142 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I think I'm going to get an Esther Williams swimsuit this year. I'm due for a new one. Just trying to decide on the fabric.


§ ita § - Apr 01, 2012 9:22:43 am PDT #29143 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I like this [link] from Google as well as their really advanced search at this [link] Because soon it will be true.

However they should add "that these people also searched for:" to give the privacy-concerned people something extra to worry about. And to indicate they're listening. At which point they get lambasted for being flip, so maybe it's never going to happen. SADFACE.

eta: Someone said that this [link] was a prank. I have to admit, I'd be totally fooled, but that's probably because I have no idea who the guy is. Seems plausible enough.


sumi - Apr 01, 2012 9:56:07 am PDT #29144 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

Don't Djokovic and Murray at least have different hair?


§ ita § - Apr 01, 2012 9:56:54 am PDT #29145 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Both wearing white caps.


sumi - Apr 01, 2012 9:57:37 am PDT #29146 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

The Joker is the one bouncing the ball 5 million times before serving.


Dana - Apr 01, 2012 10:01:17 am PDT #29147 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Murray also has red on his shoes, which helps. And yeah, if I'm paying attention, I know who's on serve. If I look away and then look at the TV, though? Blobs of white.

Sometimes Murray has a palpable cloud of disgust surrounding him.