The belief is either deeply pessimistic, or insanely innumerate...or both. I just worry that someone else would hear it and assume that it's remotely accurate.

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But is it fun, and can you keep drinking while you do it? I'm not drinking owt but tea, but I've already LMGTY to someone who was snippily telling me that Sam Worthington was *not* born in the UK, so my point was invalid. Made my whole day brighter instantaneously.

It's fun until I get all the sadfaces. What is LMGTY?

Before people think I'm a lot of a day drunk: My current practice is to run 10+ miles on Saturday morning, get crazy carb-hungry, and obsess about brunch places that serve bottomless mimosas during the run (juice + alcohol = double sugar). Then go to them. Then: drunk nap. This last is happening soon.

I'm going to take the dollars I didn't spend on the lotter and slip one under the front door of a school and put the other one in the mail to some hungry person. That should do it, right?

I'm going to take the dollars I didn't spend on the lotter and slip one under the front door of a school and put the other one in the mail to some hungry person. That should do it, right?

I think this is pretty much the perfect response.

I really like going to the movies, though, so I'm glad no one mentioned I could be ending world hunger instead.

They can have my popcorn and Raisinets!

bon, that sounds like a wonderful day!!

bon, that sounds like a wonderful day!!

It's pretty darn great!

LMGTY?

Let me get that, yo?

Like my ghetto/Georgetown/goofy tattoo, Yauch?

Little men go to you?

It's fun until I get all the sadfaces.

I think you misspelt "because"

What is LMGTY?

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Where is this place with bottomless mimosas (for a moment my brain promised me bottomless samosas, which wasn't bad, but a different itch for a different time)?

Ah, LMGTY, of course. Something I hold myself from demonstrating at work. Frequently.

Where is this place with bottomless mimosas (for a moment my brain promised me bottomless samosas, which wasn't bad, but a different itch for a different time)?

We usually go to Luna Park, but today went to Taste on Melrose. I think the drunch is pretty common in WeHo/environs. For Taste, hoo boy: best breakfast burrito I've ever had, free hand with the mimosa, hottest waiters in one spot I've ever seen. Jude Law (but hotter) as well as a thinner, solicitous JDM.

It's fun until I get all the sadfaces. What is LMGTY?

Lost My Goddamn Temper...Yahoo?

What is LMGTY?

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That's LMGTFY!