I am not having sex with Spike! But I'm starting to think that you might be.

Buffy ,'Dirty Girls'


Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Calli - Mar 28, 2012 9:19:25 am PDT #28412 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I hope your pain specialist can make the meeting and, whether or not he does, that the ER meeting ends up not screwing you over, ita.

I read that Cracked article and thought it started off well and then sort of went off the rails toward the end. I think that the author underestimated the wide variation of sexual drive in both sexes, as well as totally discounting non-heterosexuality completely. Did Alan Turing really break Nazi codes so he could get sexual access to women's bodies? Really? I don't think so. Frederick the Great might also have had something to say about how his need to get busy with the ladies drove his activities.


tommyrot - Mar 28, 2012 9:19:52 am PDT #28413 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Fox News Doctor Dude: The Hunger Games Will Make Teen Girls Violent, Unfeminine

The Hunger Games … adds to the toxic psychological forces it identifies, rather than reducing them. …

It is an entertainment product of complete fiction and great potency, given its intense level of fantasy and violence. As such, it only conveys young people closer to “expressing” in a virtual format their powerful and primitive instincts (potentially kindling their desire to truly express such instincts) while conveying them further from their daily realities and a little further still from their real selves.

...

Other than entertaining millions and millions of teenagers and making millions and millions of dollars, the net result of The Hunger Games is likely to be:

1) Females will be further distanced from their traditional feminine characteristics that … suggested they were not being real “girls” if they were extremely physically violent.

2) Young teens and many pre-teens will be awakened to the fact that they are capable of extreme violence, given the right set of circumstances.

3) A few psychologically vulnerable teens—who would have come to no good anyhow—may be inspired to replicate the film’s violence.

(All quotes from the Fox Doctor dude.)


Burrell - Mar 28, 2012 9:20:53 am PDT #28414 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Yay Lee on the port removal!

But fie, fuck, and a bunch of other expletives at the ER doctor panel. Makes me so fucking angry. They better meet your needs, ita !


Frankenbuddha - Mar 28, 2012 9:25:48 am PDT #28415 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Congrats to you and TCG, sj!! I hope the move is smooth and swift.


tommyrot - Mar 28, 2012 9:27:07 am PDT #28416 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

The latest in "Oh my God will no one think of the children?!?"

'Drunken Gummies' or 'Boozy Bears': Latest Teen Alcohol Craze

Colorful gummy bears are being transformed into "boozy bears" or "drunken gummies," alcohol-laden candies that kids as young as middle-school-aged may be eating right under their teachers' noses.

Florida health officials are warning schools about the latest craze -- kids soaking gummies in alcohol and bringing them to school in clear plastic bags.

Apparently the gummy "worms" work the best for the purpose. Officials from the Lake County Safe Climate Coalition, a nonprofit group that targets youth substance abuse, have experimented themselves.

"Of course, we tried it," said the group's executive director, Debi MacIntyre. "You lay a couple of them in the bottom of a pan and the alcohol is gone by morning. They are long and skinny, and they actually plump up quite big."

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Two Florida teens told ABC News' Fort Myers, Fla., affiliate, WZVN, also known as ABC News-7, that drunken gummies are the latest trend in hiding alcohol use.

"I have to say they're pretty good," said Adam, 17.

It's the latest trend! Two Florida teens said so!

Also, I think I need 750 ml of vodka and a few pounds of gummy bears.


Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 28, 2012 9:30:01 am PDT #28417 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

All of those guys learned to sing and play guitar because as a teenager, they figured out that absolutely nothing gets women out of their pants faster. It's the same reason all of the actors got into acting.

I don't know what actors David Wong has been hanging around, but based on the theatre folk I've been around in high school, college, and the community theatre scene, I don't think sleeping with women factored into many of the guys' decisions to take up acting.


§ ita § - Mar 28, 2012 9:31:53 am PDT #28418 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

based on the theatre folk I've been around in high school, college, and the community theatre scene, I don't think sleeping with women factored into many of the guys' decisions to take up acting

Enh. I went to school with a lot of panty-hound male actors, so I don't think it's exactly a rare thing, even though I doubt many people would bother going through all that agita just for sex.

Well, I want to doubt, anyway.


Lee - Mar 28, 2012 9:32:42 am PDT #28419 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Congrats, sj!


Jessica - Mar 28, 2012 9:33:12 am PDT #28420 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

But if the female wacky sidekick isn't attractive, like the overweight Melissa McCarthy in Bridesmaids, then every scene needs to be about how ugly and fat and mannish she is. That has to be the core of her character.

He's got a point about female sidekicks in general, but Bridesmaids was not created by or for men, and Melissa McCarthy's character is a pointed commentary on the type of fat sidekick character he's talking about. She is all of those things - ugly, fat, mannish - but if this guy thinks that's the core of her character, he clearly hasn't seen the movie.

Go look at a city skyline. All those skyscrapers? We built those to impress you, too.

Right. The fact that Manhattan was built up instead of out has nothing to do with the fact that it's a port city on a tiny island made of schist.


tommyrot - Mar 28, 2012 9:34:05 am PDT #28421 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

So, potato pancakes.

Sour cream or applesauce?

I'm eating them right now with applesauce AIFG!