You don't have a chestburster living in you, do you?
If so, hopefully the quart of bland couscous I wolfed down at lunch will convince it that the world outside me isn't somewhere it wants to be.
Cordelia: I get it now. You're all spies. Probably all Russian. And you've brainwashed me, and want me to believe we're friends so I'll spill the beans about some nano-technology thingy that you want. Gunn: So I look Russian to you? Cordelia: Black Russian. Angel: That's a drink.
'Hell Bound'
Natter 69: Practically names itself.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 27, 2012 10:23:42 am PDT #28291 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Polter-Cow - Mar 27, 2012 10:30:46 am PDT #28292 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
I'm going to just go right ahead and get a complex, because when I came back and posted here that you could register without either, I was meaning the information primarily for you.
looks sheepish
Sorry I missed that.
Burrell - Mar 27, 2012 10:42:03 am PDT #28293 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
I really support any plan that reduces spending time with people who make you crazy, even (ESPECIALLY) if those people are your relatives.
I support Jesse's plan
Ugh, even after a shower, two advil, and another cup of coffee, I still feel like shit. sigh
Tom Scola - Mar 27, 2012 10:42:57 am PDT #28294 of 30001
hwæt
What Burrell said (substituting tea for coffee).
le nubian - Mar 27, 2012 10:47:39 am PDT #28295 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
I have had lunch, an venti cafffeine and I feel like 3 day old ass.
tommyrot - Mar 27, 2012 10:47:53 am PDT #28296 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
A cute but not entirely accurate video: The Motherfucking Pterodactyl Sing Along Video by The Oatmeal
Music by Sarah Donner.
§ ita § - Mar 27, 2012 10:52:59 am PDT #28297 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
How inflammatory is this? I mean, can they actually remove words from standardised tests, and if so, would that have any impact on the curriculum?
tommyrot - Mar 27, 2012 10:54:41 am PDT #28298 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Banning dinosaurs pisses me off:
The word “dinosaur” made the hit list because dinosaurs suggest evolution which creationists might not like, WCBS 880′s Marla Diamond reported. “Halloween” is targeted because it suggests paganism; a “birthday” might not be happy to all because it isn’t celebrated by Jehovah’s Witnesses.
brenda m - Mar 27, 2012 10:57:50 am PDT #28299 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Cripes. Just fucking homeschool, already.
Burrell - Mar 27, 2012 11:02:36 am PDT #28300 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Removing words...? What is wrong with people?