You don't have a chestburster living in you, do you?
If so, hopefully the quart of bland couscous I wolfed down at lunch will convince it that the world outside me isn't somewhere it wants to be.
Zoe: She shot you. Mal: Well, yeah, she did a bit... still --
'Serenity'
Natter 69: Practically names itself.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 27, 2012 10:23:42 am PDT #28291 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Polter-Cow - Mar 27, 2012 10:30:46 am PDT #28292 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
I'm going to just go right ahead and get a complex, because when I came back and posted here that you could register without either, I was meaning the information primarily for you.
looks sheepish
Sorry I missed that.
Burrell - Mar 27, 2012 10:42:03 am PDT #28293 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
I really support any plan that reduces spending time with people who make you crazy, even (ESPECIALLY) if those people are your relatives.
I support Jesse's plan
Ugh, even after a shower, two advil, and another cup of coffee, I still feel like shit. sigh
Tom Scola - Mar 27, 2012 10:42:57 am PDT #28294 of 30001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
What Burrell said (substituting tea for coffee).
le nubian - Mar 27, 2012 10:47:39 am PDT #28295 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
I have had lunch, an venti cafffeine and I feel like 3 day old ass.
tommyrot - Mar 27, 2012 10:47:53 am PDT #28296 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
A cute but not entirely accurate video: The Motherfucking Pterodactyl Sing Along Video by The Oatmeal
Music by Sarah Donner.
§ ita § - Mar 27, 2012 10:52:59 am PDT #28297 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
How inflammatory is this? I mean, can they actually remove words from standardised tests, and if so, would that have any impact on the curriculum?
tommyrot - Mar 27, 2012 10:54:41 am PDT #28298 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Banning dinosaurs pisses me off:
The word “dinosaur” made the hit list because dinosaurs suggest evolution which creationists might not like, WCBS 880′s Marla Diamond reported. “Halloween” is targeted because it suggests paganism; a “birthday” might not be happy to all because it isn’t celebrated by Jehovah’s Witnesses.
brenda m - Mar 27, 2012 10:57:50 am PDT #28299 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Cripes. Just fucking homeschool, already.
Burrell - Mar 27, 2012 11:02:36 am PDT #28300 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Removing words...? What is wrong with people?