I just saw a commercial for Luvs diapers that I'm never going to be able to erase from my memory.
Wash: So, two days in a hospital? That's awful. Don't you just hate doctors? Simon: Hey. Wash: I mean, present company excluded. Jayne: Let's not be excluding people. That'd be rude.
'Ariel'
Natter 69: Practically names itself.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Dana - Mar 23, 2012 8:35:58 am PDT #27857 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Ginger - Mar 23, 2012 8:40:09 am PDT #27858 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Then You’re Probably Driving All Wrong
That's all Smith System stuff, which two employers beat into my head years ago. The Smith System driving training is far and away the most useful employee training I ever had.
Steph L. - Mar 23, 2012 8:42:19 am PDT #27859 of 30001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
It really must be that Time of Year, because I just had my first "spring" shave Wednesday, so that I can wear my calf-revealing sandals without The Socks Of Shame.
God, I hate leg hair removal. I put it off way too long in the winter and then realize I need a machete to get through it.
Yes, this week's warm weather also corresponded with my realization that I could not wear shorts to the gym without shame.
holy shit. that's how I have ALWAYS been driving.
Ha! Me too!
Jesse - Mar 23, 2012 8:43:56 am PDT #27860 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I just saw a commercial for Luvs diapers that I'm never going to be able to erase from my memory.
Poop! (There It Is), or something worse?? Could there be anything worse??
Dana - Mar 23, 2012 8:46:21 am PDT #27861 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Could there be anything worse??
No, that was it. There must be someone I can sue for emotional distress.
shrift - Mar 23, 2012 8:47:12 am PDT #27862 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
For the record, I suspect if other people had legs as hairy as mine, and skin that reacts to any sort of long-term rubbing with ingrown hairs
Ingrown hairs are the WORST.
I kind of irrationally resent almost anyone with very little body hair
Yeah, right there with you.
§ ita § - Mar 23, 2012 8:48:17 am PDT #27863 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
It wasn't until university that I spent grooming time around women with armpit hair. I hadn't realised the gender was were thusly blessed.
In her 20s, my sister told me she'd shaved her legs. I asked why, and she said she wanted to know what it was about. I shamed her into stopping.
Jessica - Mar 23, 2012 8:48:37 am PDT #27864 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I just saw a commercial for Luvs diapers that I'm never going to be able to erase from my memory.
I resent so very much that I can never unsee this commercial. Stupid image-retaining brain.
Atropa - Mar 23, 2012 9:07:01 am PDT #27865 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
I kind of irrationally resent almost anyone with very little body hair
Right there with you. Still searching for the perfect electric razor, dammit.
DebetEsse - Mar 23, 2012 9:17:53 am PDT #27866 of 30001
Woe to the fucking wicked.
Yay, team pale skin and dark hair. No, wait...what's the thing that's not "yay"?