Steph, P-C, my refrain (mostly in my head) over the past couple of days is, "You work here, right??? And have for some time??? THIS IS HOW WE DO THINGS. Christ."

Well, the problem is we have these two new people who have decided that, clearly, HOW WE DO THINGS is completely wrong and they must fuck everything up, how did we get along without them?

We have someone named Mary. When the new MD met her, the first thing she said was, "You're Mary? Mary had a little lamb?"

WHO DOES THAT.

My problem is that my boss refuses to make decisions (or approve any policies) about how we do things, so we are maddeningly inconsistent.

My Dr. gives me a robe and has me lie under a sheet for the regular lady checkup.

My dr. IS a lady, and she still gives me a goofy little paper shirt thingy and a blanket for the nether regions.

Oh, bosses.

The Titanic miniseries is starting here, but I don't know if I can watch it. Too much disaster porn. Also, working in the Archives means I've been surrounding by Titantic-mania for months, even if I don't have anything to do with it.

WHO DOES THAT

As a person who has heard "Ginger and Maryann. Gilligan's Island" hundreds of times, I'd say "Many people. Way too many people."

Oh, bosses.

Someone should make a movie about how horrible they are.

WHO DOES THAT.

Allison Janney's character in 10 Things I Hate About You? (Kat. Cat! Meow!)

Oh, btw, otter/hedgehog.